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Old 06-15-2007, 05:54 AM
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Old 06-15-2007, 05:56 AM
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Huggle?
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:10 AM
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did you give him the 10k?

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yah he gave it back though when the game didn't go

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doesn't seem like he was trying to scam you then...paying you back was a decent move on his part...he could have tried to weasle out of this

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He kept insisting that we could make over a million dollars against some foreign businessmen (which we obv realized was an overstatement), and the players didn't even seem that awful. I'm on such mega-life tilt right now.
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Old 06-15-2007, 06:34 AM
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Default Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N

not to mention this guy almost convinced us to invest in his company a few months later...promising sponsorships outright in the wsop tournies this summer. he has probalby wasted about 10 hours of my life, but hey, got a few free dinners out of it because i have won a bunch of credit card roulette's in a row after my debacle in aruba...
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:02 AM
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this is a definite beat, nothing pisses me off more than waiting on someone else to do something once im ready to get goin.. especially when the thing you'll be doing is probably pwning a bunch of idiots for a lot of money.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:06 AM
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Default Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N

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not to mention this guy almost convinced us to invest in his company a few months later...

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When did this happen? If it was months ago and you are just writing about it now I am confused.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:06 AM
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Default Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N

you guys should make him hang out with max when max is blackout drunk. it's the ultimate torture!
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:08 AM
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Default Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s N

tell him you have a business offer that returns 300% profit over 3 years on his initial investment.

Update him peridocially telling him the percentages his money have gained.

At the end of a predetermiend period of time, tell him the company is on the verge of collapse and his intial investment is now back to 0% gain.

Return to him in same manor as he returned your finders fee.
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Old 06-15-2007, 07:36 AM
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Default Re: How Should We Make This Guy Suffer? Slightly Long, with Cliff\'s Notes

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So, what should we do to him? Krantz wants to hire a tranvestite to hang out with us, introduce this guy to the transvestite, and have them go home together.

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Make sure the tranny has a good chunk of STD's.


Another fun one would be to pay someone to cut his tire valve stems off on his car...thats always amusing.
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Old 06-15-2007, 08:20 AM
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well, i let it go, then.

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I don't think my OP sufficiently emphasized what a giant douchebag this guy is.

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in that case:

1. ask him to get some more guys
2. meet him at taco bell to discuss
3. order extra large drink and chalupa
4. tell him you forgot your wallet
5. profit

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This is really an awesome post.
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