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Old 10-03-2007, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: **Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October

7 buyins down at NL10, because of suckouts and coolers :/

I made a positive amount of sklansky bucks, but lost 7 BIs, that's so sick :/
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:22 PM
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Default Re: **Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($12.65)
Button ($10.35)
Hero ($16.05)
BB ($3.20)
UTG ($12.50)
MP ($11.80)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $0.3</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $0.9</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $3.2</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP folds, Button calls $2.30.

Flop: ($6.80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $8</font>, Button calls $7.15 (All-In).

Turn: ($21.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($21.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $21.11
Results in below:
Hero has Qd Qh (two pair, queens and sevens).
Button has Kd Kh (two pair, kings and sevens).
Outcome: Button wins $21.10. Hero wins $0.84.


How do you protect against those idiots?

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1st: He's not an idiot. Read Gelfords rules please. (Villain played this just fine!)
2nd: WTF!! You just got coolered. These hands happen a lot, and will happen a lot more.
3rd: Put it in the uNL BBV thread.

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You like the preflop 4b with QQ Net? Or am I reading the action wrong?
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:26 PM
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Default Re: **Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October

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The Phils are going to win, hands down.

[/ QUOTE ]Hbomb... please see my new location
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:29 PM
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Default Re: **Official** uNL Microbrew Thread - October

lol, you bastard, I was looking to see if anyone had witnessed this sad sad day lol. Chase Utley + Howard go 0-8 with 7 strikeouts? WTF?
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Old 10-03-2007, 06:30 PM
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lol, you bastard, I was looking to see if anyone had witnessed this sad sad day lol. Chase Utley + Howard go 0-8 with 7 strikeouts? WTF?

[/ QUOTE ]uhhhh jeff francis ldo
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:06 PM
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my last gf was hot but also a super bitch, so you could imagine i was scrambling around to find a reliable planned parenthood when i [censored] up.

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Hahaha, for some reason I have an image of you running from store to store trying to find a morning-after pill. It's pretty funny imo.

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My GF and I don't use a condom and I pull out shes on the pill etc etc. I still withdraw every time except onetime I [censored] up and did the deed inside. So it was midnight and nothing was open so I search my friend wikipedia about the morning after pill and we waited to go to WalMart pharmacy and they had it and she had to answer some of these questions and I was right beside her as I purchased it with my debit card. So I think standard procedure was for my girlfriend to fill out the form but this dick head started saying them out loud and made my girlfriend to announce her answers.

The convo went like this.

Clerk: When was the last time you had unprotected sex.
GF: 12 Hours
Clerk: Were you raped?
GF: No
Clerk: Is this the man who raped you?
GF: What!?
Me: What the [censored].

Long story short after we went to go see Smokin' Aces and this is where my scree name originated from the character Alica Keys
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:10 PM
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lol, why morning after pill if shes on the pill anyway?
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:12 PM
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lol...morning after pill...more like 72 hour pill to be honest.

anyways...after the second serious incident i gave up on trusting birth control/the person remembering to properly take the birth control.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:18 PM
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Trusting women with pill sucks, male pill was produced years ago - Still in testing so i hear...lame.
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:38 PM
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lol and didn't someone ask why I siihp?
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