ZOO: be forwarned

[LionelHutz00]

I would never read the Zoo if I didn't get to make fun of zomgrigged posts.

[Harv72b]

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When playing and someone suffers a bad beat, I often just typed in 'rigged'. This has often started a big discussion at the table among the fish and nobody goes anywhere. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I've been doing this for over a year now, and you're right--it often does generate some fun discussions.

The same is true for typing "rivered" every time you call down with 22 unimproved & lose to someone's AA. And any time the flop comes trips (KKK for example), tell the table "I folded pocket kings", or whatever would've made five of a kind.

My personal favorite, though, is "now what would Jamie Gold do?" whenever you've got a difficult decision during a hand. Then after pausing a few more beats, go all in and announce "I have top set."