Lets beat a drug test

mwgoblue · #1 10-10-2007, 05:07 PM

So I have a drug test tomorrow at 8am. I smoked last night, and have been quite frequenly for the past few weeks. Now, I've researched a lot and found that lots of water, vitamin B pills, and eating some red meat will help to cover a dilute sample. So thats my plan, but I'm cutting it way too close so I may be [censored]. I didn't think they would have me test tomorrow, I figured I'd get a week or something.

Any other options? What about those detox products? I've heard they don't really work, but I'd like to hear some opinions.

RoundGuy · #2 10-10-2007, 05:08 PM

Congrats, you're gonna get fired, not hired, thrown back in jail, whatever.

Good luck.

scott1 · #3 10-10-2007, 05:10 PM

A week would have definitely cleared things up. Call in sick for 4 days?

diddyeinstein · #4 10-10-2007, 05:12 PM

I don't condone this, and would never even attempt to try it, but I know two people who have gotten jobs after smuggling clean urine in for the test.

Edge34 · #5 10-10-2007, 05:14 PM

OK, seriously, it sounds like you knew you were going to have to take a drug test, and YOU KEPT SMOKING?

Idiot. Not that you don't already know that you are, but I figure if we keep reminding all the people who do this stupid ish, then at least maybe fewer people will ask us for help.

TheBigPicture · #6 10-10-2007, 05:17 PM

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OK, seriously, it sounds like you knew you were going to have to take a drug test, and YOU KEPT SMOKING?

Idiot. Not that you don't already know that you are, but I figure if we keep reminding all the people who do this stupid ish, then at least maybe fewer people will ask us for help.

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[censored] you dude. I hate people like you. This guy is obviously in a bind there is no need to tell him he did something stupid when he is obviously aware already... go play in traffic

HollywoodDB · #7 10-11-2007, 03:13 PM

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I don't condone this, and would never even attempt to try it, but I know two people who have gotten jobs after smuggling clean urine in for the test.

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I did this once many years ago. I had a clean friend pee in a glass vile with a rubber cap. I taped it under my armpit to keep it warm. No one watched, so everything was ok.

Klompy · #8 10-10-2007, 05:10 PM

I'd say you're f'ed here.

fredd-bird · #9 10-10-2007, 05:10 PM

GOOGLE ffs

edfurlong · #10 10-10-2007, 05:12 PM

I learned a pretty sweat way in The Program, not sure how uncomfortable it is though...