Newhizzle loses $50k in ultra high limit shuffleboard match

[Joe Tall]

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wtf is shuffleboard?

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...although I guess this is lost on someone who doesn't actually know what shuffleboard really is.

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This is table shuffleboard. They are playing regular shuffleboard.

It's an old people sport in retirement communities and resorts:

[Joe Tall]

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actually the first night was more like 40k, like 35 to devmo, and like 5 to either casey or danny, just got bloodbathed again tonight for another 30 or 40k to durrrr and raptor and apathy, hasnt been a good trip so far at the shuffleboard tables, but i might have to stay another day to get even

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Mark,

I'm sorry sorry I'm not there. If there was more time, it would be worth flying me down. I could bail you out. I spent many hours with my brother and cousins as a kid playing shuffleboard as we spent the summers with our grandparents. I have not lost a step in the sparring amounts I have played since.

Good luck,
Joe Tall

[birdytime]

lol gotta love it. newhizzle maybe we can play some foozeball one day? the more i read about what a degenerate you are and how you spew money, the more credibility brandi is gaining.

[mike l.]

enjoy the memories mark at this rate theyre all youll have left

[snagglepuss]

mark,

are you competitive at ping pong, foosball, or frolf? if so, pm me.

thanks,

chuddo

[sublime]

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GA, RJ:

FU.

10k HU bingo challenge?

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[RunDownHouse]

Jesus, I knew the bar shuffleboard would go over the head of some idiots, but not the whole lot of you. Did everyone see the pics and rush their fat little finger to the keyboard without reading the following sentence, or what?

[MicroBob]

RDH - fwiw, I knew what you meant and knew you were joking.

My response was only to jah7 who actually asked, "so this was outdoor shuffleboard?" as if it was actually in doubt.

[Peter McDermott]

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All told I can confirm another 'bloodbath' for hizzle, one among many on this trip. What an 'animal'.

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I hope you gave him the traditional compensatory hand job.