BEAT: Porn

[mbillie1]

OP: go become a pirate. You can sail the high seas and plunder riches. That is the way to go.

[OneSweetWorld]

no but i feel like i need to report my poker winnings on my taxes, and they won't let me report them on their taxes

[mbillie1]

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no but i feel like i need to report my poker winnings on my taxes, and they won't let me report them on their taxes

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ugh you are making this worse. go sex a homeless guy or something.

[T.A]

you are an adult. tell your parents to [censored] off

[doubLe a tom]

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lolz no, but ill be a sophomore in college, and im just not ready to move out yet, also parents will not let me cash out money from poker or they will not help with taxes/ help me pay for school

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dude, wtf. just buy your own comp/laptop and get your own connection if you need to and tell them to go [censored] themselves.

[RedJoker]

Kill your parents, you don't even have to feel bad cos you know they're going to heaven, win-win situation.

[LionelHutz00]

It's very easy to cash out from a pokersite without your parents knowing, dude. The envelope has the name of some random company that writes the checks, not PokerStars or whatever. Just get the envelope and put the check in your pocket. If your mom asks you about that weird envelope just tell her it was junk mail.

[Lurker.]

sounds like it's about time to move out

[holyfield5]

keep playing poker without cashing out/while eating their food, then a year from now buy a house straight cash and tell your parents [censored] you very much for a year of free rent?

oh yah all this hinges on you getting around the i banned my 12 yr old from porn sites thingie on (your????) computer

[NozeCandy]

Sophomore in college and not ready to move out? Is your name Buster?