best friend drunkenly slaps me in front of new girlfriend...

[Duke]

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Brand new GF asking if you are gonna hit him back is out of line on her part. If this is a really good friend, just laugh it off.

Also is she a "sista"...could explain her attitude.

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FWIW shes half puerto-rican half chinese

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A quick google revealed this joke:

Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.

Also, can you address Didseses comment about having seen those pics somewhere before? Is that really the broad who is soon to be dumping you or not?

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That's a terrible punchline.

How about "A guy who hangs around after cockfights to buy the feet and beaks."

[DeezNuts]

It is imperative that you first ask him what the five fingers said to the face.

[Eegs]

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Brand new GF asking if you are gonna hit him back is out of line on her part. If this is a really good friend, just laugh it off.

Also is she a "sista"...could explain her attitude.

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FWIW shes half puerto-rican half chinese

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A quick google revealed this joke:

Q: What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman?
A: A car thief who can't drive.

Also, can you address Didseses comment about having seen those pics somewhere before? Is that really the broad who is soon to be dumping you or not?

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I dont know where Dids might have seen her pic before but this is def the girl that is currently letting me SIIHP. Shes a model but I know she hasnt done anything major, just some like promotions and small time clothing companies.

[Sheepscot]

[selurah]

Wow. How good of a friend is he? Is this typical behavior between this group of friends? This seems like he might be trying to look like a show off/tough guy in front of your new girlfriend. I advised in the other bar thread (guy pounding on bathroom door) to just ignore it, but this is well over the line and there needs to be some kind of action, IMO. Here is how I would handle it:

scenario 1

douche bag friend: *slaps me hard in the face*
me: What the [censored] are you doing?
db friend: my bad man i didn't mean to do it that hard i'm just drunk
me: well jesus dude don't do that dumb [censored]
db friend: u want a beer
me: sure

scenario 2

db friend: *slaps me hard in the face*
me: What the [censored] are you doing?
db friend: shut up
me: i'm serious you don't [censored] slap someone like that
db friend: what are you gonna do anyway
me: slap me again and i'm gonna bust your ass
db friend: *slaps me hard in the face again*
me: *blast friend right in his dumb [censored] mouth*
db friend: *feels around his mouth for his teeth*
me: I hope your dentist works on weekends

I'm sure I'm not the only one who can't imagine scenario 2 ever happening with any of my buddies though. If he doesn't immediately realize he [censored] up and apologize when you confront him, then it's time to find a new friend.

[ShakeZula06]

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If he's drunk enough to slap you, he's drunk enough to take a well-deserved punch and not wake up in the morning all sore about it.

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[El Diablo]

Eegs,

Serious question. When someone randomly slaps you hard across the face, you don't on reflex just hit them?

Homer got it right. Just do what you would do if the girl weren't there. The fact that you were just like "WTF" instead of instantly striking the guy makes me think this was maybe more of a bitch slap than a "full force" slap and not that big a deal to handle without looking like a douche or pussy.

[TIEdup14]

In situations like this I like to imagine how harvey keitel's character from Pulp Fiction would handle it. I'm thinking pull your friend aside, calmly whisper to him something like

"what the [censored] are you doing. You're going to stop, sit here for a second, then come back to the group and apologize to me. And I'm not going to ask twice"

something like that?

[Jcrew]

[Vehn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiGX05qZao4