Amusing Craigslist Post(NSFW)

[grouchie]

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jesus christ, saw naked dude pic an instasaved

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[benza13]

here's the text for those scared off by the hot naked dude:

59 yo retired male looking for a discreet bud to meet regularly for JO only. straight guys only no gay stuff. hairy a plus on stomach and chest but please be clean shaven down there. The twist is that I want a bud who can come live with me during storm season so we can go outside and JO during a tornado. My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex and while we are doing that we can JO (poss. handjob exchange) to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be Ok with just JO looking at a tornado. Lets meet up and find out if you are the regular JO bud I need for the job.

no reply without face + dick pics. are you man enough

[not a model]

dad...?

[onlinebeginner]

odds this is real?

[Suiteness]

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Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

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Now I'm asking what the hell were you looking for to land on that ad?

[joes28]

sent him my [censored] pic, hope im man enough.

[SkeetyMcdoogle]

LOL

"no gay stuff"

[Claunchy]

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Look, I found a weirdo on the internet. NSFW, obv.

http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html

In my defense for accusations of linktarding, that is pretty remarkably weird. Weird enough that I don't know what the weirdest part is.

Let us mock the eccentricities of others to feel better about ourselves! Alternatively we haven't had a craigslist hooker thread lately, so might as well.

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Now I'm asking what the hell were you looking for to land on that ad?

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Stop grunching B4L Dids.

[pirateboy]

HAHAHAHA

"I know this is dangerous so I would settle for a JO while looking at a tornado."

[gongshow]

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HAHAHAHA

"I know this is dangerous so I would settle for a JO while looking at a tornado."

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