GF invites me to wake, whats my line?

[TomVeil]

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The OP should have read :

"I want to continue blowing my load into a chick that wants me to go to the funeral for her grandfather when I don't give a [censored] about her or him. How can I get out of it and still stick my peepee in her?"

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Hilarity!

OP, if you want to keep dating her, be honest.

"Honey, I know that you need support during this time. I just don't really feel comfortable meeting your family under such awful circumstances. This is a private family matter and it would make me VERY uncomfortable to be there. That being said, I'll go if you need me."

Hey, maybe she'll let you pork her when she stops crying, right?

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Apparently it's a "thing" that after a funeral everybody has sex.

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At mine, it's open bar and topless waitresses. You're all invited.