Potentially Crazy Cabbie

[The DaveR]

On the ride home from the airport, about halfway from JFK to the destination, the cabbie says in a thick Jamaican accent, "So, do you think that gays should be elected as the heads of a church?" This is literally the first thing he has said since the cab left the airport, where his other comments were, "Shouldn't be much traffic tonight," and, "Raining pretty hard." Your reply?

[edfurlong]

As long as they aren't colored?

[2/325Falcon]

"I worship Satan."

[lancev99]

"I don't know, I'm not very religious. Did the Knicks when last night?"
It might have been one of the PRIMETIME/DATELINE racism shows, there was one of the other night, or he's just insane.

[punkass]

All I know is, jews suck.

[WalkUpCondo]

Do you think monkeys should be allowed to play for the Knicks?

[Los Feliz Slim]

Pretend to have not heard him, then fall asleep.

[udbrky]

Put on your best gay voice and say "oh heck no, they have no place in the church or in a leadership position!"

[danvh]

Just say "hehe, you said head"

[miajag]

I thought the standard play for Asians in this situation was "No speaky Engrish."