Orifice

[Quanah Parker]

If you could have one, and only one, additional orifice on your body, where would it be and what would it do?

[DonkeyKongSr]

I don't need any more orifices. However, my ladies need an extra one right between their boobs.

[Dids]

1- Brain, it's where the usb cord would go.

2- belly, for faster consumption of bacon.

[Dominic]

i'd like to have a little, inconspicuous mouth on the tip of one of my forefingers - that way I could taste food or take a sip of a drink without raising anything to my real mouth.

[Klompy]

I don't know where I'd put it, but I do know if I could choose what it would do I'd never get anything done ever again.

[DonkeyKongSr]

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i'd like to have a little, inconspicuous mouth on the tip of one of my forefingers - that way I could taste food or take a sip of a drink without raising anything to my real mouth.

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You'd need a cover or something so you won't have to taste all the nasty things your finger comes in contact with all day. However, if it had a toungue with a decent length, you could be every girl's dream.

[bluef0x]

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i'd like to have a little, inconspicuous mouth on the tip of one of my forefingers - that way I could taste food or take a sip of a drink without raising anything to my real mouth.

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I'm going to have nightmares tonight. That'd be the freakiest thing ever.

[Five-Star]

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1- Brain, it's where the firewire cord would go.

2- belly, for faster consumption of bacon.

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fyp, learn kung fu at twice the speed

[KidLifeCrisis]

wow, what a hilarious and yet thought-provoking OP...

[eviljeff]

I wanna be an armpit drug mule