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Old 01-01-2007, 12:34 PM
Will. Will. is offline
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Default BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

the [censored] cab didn't come so i ended up laying down next to this girl...she started snuggling with me and like i donno it was like she seduced me; next thing i knew she was giving me a handjob and yeah, it was cool at the time.
woke up bout an hour ago and i swear this bitch had like 30 lbs on me.
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:50 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

lol

EDIT: wait a minute, shouldn't this be a beat??
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:53 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

You liked it.
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:54 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

[ QUOTE ]
You liked it.

[/ QUOTE ]that seriously is the beat in all of this, cuz i did like it.
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:55 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

Yeah, been there. How much do you weigh?
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:55 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

laying down where? On the street? wtf?

and I'd be like "Don't touch me BITCH"
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:57 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

Case,
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:58 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

this is the most obvious brag ever
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Old 01-01-2007, 12:59 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

Have her cook you up some bacon, I bet she keeps it in her purse.
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Old 01-01-2007, 01:02 PM
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

Mr. T,
I left that tubby lard, now i'm goin out to breakfast...
peace
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