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Old 10-19-2007, 02:11 PM
PITTM PITTM is offline
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Default Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

Okay, so i just moved into a new house 2 weeks ago and we dont have a garage or driveway, but there is TONS of street parking since we don't really have any places that people would want to park on the street for around our house. So now I have been parking on the street everyday. The problem with this is that there are powerlines right in front of our house and above the area where cars would be parked. Our house is by a pole that connects to 4 others, so it essentially makes a giant web of wires above our cars for birds to max and relax on. When I came outside for work this morning there must have been 200+ birds sitting above my car and they probably had like 10-15 fresh spots on the car, which, while bird [censored] had never seemed gross before, i was kind of doing that gaggy, almost vomit thing because it was so gross. I have since read that the acid in their [censored] is really bad for car paint and I would prefer my new car not get owned.

Any cool suggestions for how to make them hang out somewhere else? Buy a hawk? Make giant flaming bird catcher? Pull down powerlines with bare hands?
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:13 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

While I cannot provide a solution to your problem, I can empathize, as two days ago when I went out to the parking lot after work my car was covered in like 20 different bird [censored]. It's like someone threw a pile of crumbs on my car and ran away. The car next to me got hit with a little bit of it too but I def took the worst of it...and there's nothing above where I park. Just clear blue sky for 50 feet in every direction.

I got it washed yesterday and now it looks beautiful again. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:14 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

Could be worse. Could be Dids.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:15 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

id be more worried about the brain tumors im accumulating living in a house surrounded by a web of electrical wires.
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:16 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

go sh*t in their nests obv
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Old 10-19-2007, 02:29 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

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id be more worried about the brain tumors im accumulating living in a house surrounded by a web of electrical wires.

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brag: theyre 20 feet in front of my house.
beat: theres still bird [censored] on my car. It's all gross and looks like someone poured milk on it cause its all drippy. I seriously want to throw up.
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:51 PM
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:54 PM
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Red Bull FTW
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Old 10-19-2007, 03:59 PM
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Default Re: Beat: Birds keep [censored] on my car

1. count the number of pigeons in ur neighborhood
2. acquire an equal number of rats
3. purchase one bag of cheetos
4. ????????
5. profit
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:00 PM
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Why did you choose to use cheetos?
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