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  #41  
Old 12-01-2007, 04:56 PM
CyberMuppet CyberMuppet is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.



Pre-flop:
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function preflop() {
if(c1.suit == c2.suit) {
cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted
} else {
if(c1.ace || c2.ace) {
call = true;
}
}
}
</pre><hr />
Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function flop() {
if(isFirstToAct) {
bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo
}
if(villain.raise &amp;&amp; villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise
raise = true;
}
}
</pre><hr />
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function turn() {
while(stillHaveCards) {
bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet
}
}
</pre><hr />
River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function river() {
//if we get here, check hand to see if we are good
if(hasPair) {
wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand
bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit
}
shipit();
}
</pre><hr />
Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Syntax error. </pre><hr />
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  #42  
Old 12-01-2007, 04:58 PM
KamiKatze KamiKatze is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

[ QUOTE ]


Pre-flop:
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function preflop() {
if(c1.suit == c2.suit) {
cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted
} else {
if(c1.ace || c2.ace) {
call = true;
}
}
}
</pre><hr />
Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function flop() {
if(isFirstToAct) {
bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo
}
if(villain.raise &amp;&amp; villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise
raise = true;
}
}
</pre><hr />
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function turn() {
while(stillHaveCards) {
bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet
}
}
</pre><hr />
River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function river() {
//if we get here, check hand to see if we are good
if(hasPair) {
wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand
bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit
}
shipit();
}
</pre><hr />
Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Syntax error. </pre><hr />

[/ QUOTE ]


sorry, but ... wtf?
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  #43  
Old 12-01-2007, 05:28 PM
hslater hslater is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

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Well I lol'd anyway

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Old 12-01-2007, 06:02 PM
pfc_ivan12323232 pfc_ivan12323232 is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

So did anyone get 50$ ? lol
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:04 PM
Seikeau Seikeau is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.


"OOOOH, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?"
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:22 PM
Shabamabam Shabamabam is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Judged by how much it made me laugh.

Decided to make 3 places.

1st gets $50, 2nd gets $30, 3rd gets $20.

If you won, state your stars name.

First place - Gullanian - TRAN TIME!
Second place - pfc_ivan12323232 - Yes I am/No I'm not.
Third Place - Pantrho - I have cards. (more points if it was I HAS CARDS)
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:23 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

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sorry, but ... wtf?

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Old 12-01-2007, 06:24 PM
pfc_ivan12323232 pfc_ivan12323232 is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Second Place: Name on stars ivann14 .. Thnx a lot !

$30 received. Dont have any words to say what legend the OP is. Will ship back if i build my rollz [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:43 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

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sorry, but ... wtf?

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[x] third panel made me laugh more than any other post today
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

i graduated from duke with a BA from game theory, Aggressive call for the win.
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