Woken up last night by neighbor's loud sex. What's my play?

[4_2_it]

Need picture of neighbor before I can give the correct answer.

[maxtower]

She's an Asian college girl, looks pretty decent. I'll work on getting a picture.

[BuckyK]

I had a neighber who's girlfriend was quite "vocal" at times. My girlfriend and I even heard them when we were outside hanging christmas lights. The only obvious solution is to have an arms race.

Sex up your girlfriend in the buuhole so she screams extra loud. Don't forget to drink to pre-whiskey dick in order to go the extra mile with her. This is what I did.

[maxtower]

I like the arms race idea. I am going to use that in my pick up strategy at the bar tonight.

[Mike Gallo]

Before I got married I lived alone and on the top floor of a duplex.

A single mother and her two children lived below me. She had a sister and a niece that also stayed there from time to time.

I saw them infrequently because of the schedule I kept. However when I did they would ask me if I liked bowling.

I had no idea what they meant until one day the woman's sister approached me and explained what they meany by bowling.

Bowling in case you did not figure it out referred to loud wild $3x. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[skunkworks]

I'd pretty much just blast this

[neuroman]

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I'd pretty much just blast this

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Anyone else disappointed this isn't a rickroll? I am.

[maxtower]

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Bowling in case you did not figure it out referred to loud wild $3x. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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This was more like a WWI foxhole than bowling. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Poor girl got foxholed. I bet she wasn't expecting that on her way home from the bar with this guy.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Netx time you see her, just say you heard a ton of noise coming from her room and ask if she's ok. Maybe she's a freak and will smile and you can go bone her.

[BuckyK]

Damnit man! Pictures of girl walking bow-legged!