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11-19-2007, 05:23 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
I had a nice 8 step lead, but then I started jerkin it, and right as I was about to cum the umpire (this grisled old duder) came over and pinched my ass, so I blew my load while an old man touched my hiney and then the pitcher threw the ball over but it hit me in the package, man that was a bad experience leading off.
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11-19-2007, 05:27 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
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Had about a 6 step lead. Got the green light. Pitcher (lefty, ldo) made a sick, sick pick-off move and I was out by 3 feet. Bad times all around. [/ QUOTE ] 6 step lead and out by 3 feet? wow, you must be the slowest human ever to play teh baseballs, imo.
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11-19-2007, 05:29 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
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I had a nice 8 step lead, but then I started jerkin it, and right as I was about to cum the umpire (this grisled old duder) came over and pinched my ass, so I blew my load while an old man touched my hiney and then the pitcher threw the ball over but it hit me in the package, man that was a bad experience leading off. [/ QUOTE ] rofl thhhxxx
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11-19-2007, 05:33 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
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I had a nice 8 step lead, but then I started jerkin it, and right as I was about to cum the umpire (this grisled old duder) came over and pinched my ass, so I blew my load while an old man touched my hiney and then the pitcher threw the ball over but it hit me in the package, man that was a bad experience leading off. [/ QUOTE ] I played baseball for about 14 years and never saw anything like this. I doubt the authenticity of your story.
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11-19-2007, 05:35 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
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[ QUOTE ] I had a nice 8 step lead, but then I started jerkin it, and right as I was about to cum the umpire (this grisled old duder) came over and pinched my ass, so I blew my load while an old man touched my hiney and then the pitcher threw the ball over but it hit me in the package, man that was a bad experience leading off. [/ QUOTE ] I played baseball for about 14 years and never saw anything like this. I doubt the authenticity of your story. [/ QUOTE ] little league doesn't count homey, when you get to the pros this sort of thing is totally standard
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11-19-2007, 05:36 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
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I had a nice 8 step lead, but then I started jerkin it, and right as I was about to cum the umpire (this grisled old duder) came over and pinched my ass, so I blew my load while an old man touched my hiney and then the pitcher threw the ball over but it hit me in the package, man that was a bad experience leading off. [/ QUOTE ] OMG that was you!?!?!
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11-19-2007, 05:38 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
i once had a healthy 7 step lead, pitcher threw over to first, i said fack that im going to 2nd, so i took off and im getting ready to slide next thing i know something bites me in azz. i wake up in the umpires house with a stretched anus, still dont know what happened i think i/we were safe though.
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11-19-2007, 05:38 PM
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Re: Worst leading off experience
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I had a nice 8 step lead, but then I started jerkin it, and right as I was about to cum the umpire (this grisled old duder) came over and pinched my ass, so I blew my load while an old man touched my hiney and then the pitcher threw the ball over but it hit me in the package, man that was a bad experience leading off. [/ QUOTE ] I played baseball for about 14 years and never saw anything like this. I doubt the authenticity of your story. [/ QUOTE ] little league doesn't count homey, when you get to the pros this sort of thing is totally standard [/ QUOTE ] Well I played a little semi-pro and still saw very little homoeroticism on the base paths. Still skeptical.
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