Should goofyballer get a hooker?

[Vince.]

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if youre a virgin, you def should not get a hooker

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[LovedBySgtSaLT]

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if youre a virgin, you def should get a hooker

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[AceCR9]

if you do it, DO NOT do it in vegas, where too many are just going to try to scam you, and even if you do get the secks ull end up paying WAY WAY too much for it.

yes on average the chick will be hotter. but right now hottness isn't the important thing.

I heard a few bad hooker stories while in vegas, it is NOT the place for this. if it has to be in vegas, just drop some $$$ in the VIP room of a nice strip club or something.

[iggymcfly]

I don't think getting a hooker's that big of a deal. It would be one thing if goofy actually was a virgin (since losing it to a hooker would be super lame), but from what I understand he's not so it's no issue.

I also think it would be worse in your home town since then it could become a regular thing, but it's no big deal in Vegas when you're gambling it up anyway and the money means nothing. If anything, it might get help you stay more focused during the ME and keep your frustrations in check (I think Barry Greenstein wrote about this) in which case it could even be +EV. So basically, enjoy yourself and don't worry about what anyone else thinks.

Edit: Just read Ace's post which made me think of something. If you do this, make SURE your money's all locked up safe except what you're using on the hooker. Any cash that's left out has about a 90% chance of getting stolen.

[David LoPan]

goffy

you;re hella lame

why do people still fall for your retarded shtick

[holyfield5]

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goffy

you;re hella lame

why do people still fall for your retarded shtick

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noone can truly be as nitty as him, ive decided he is a gimmick also

[David LoPan]

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goffy

you;re hella lame

why do people still fall for your retarded shtick

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noone can truly be as nitty as him, ive decided he is a gimmick also

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nitty
boring
one-dimensional
average
standard
lame
predictable
needy
socially inept
lifeless

list goes on and on

[Shadowrun]

A Trip Report with Goofy + Hooker

(goofy pays for a high class hooker)

Hooker: Grab my boobs
Goofy: You have nice eyes
(Hooker is taking off her clothes, Goofy is too scared to help)
Hooker: Tell me im sexy
Goofy: Okay, wait 30 mins till im done writing an essay about your fabled beauty.
(Hooker realizes Goofy wont do anything by himself so she begins to mount him)
Goofy: I cant do this, i respect women too much to do this, I am really in love with this girl i know, i cant do this.

(Hooker and Goofy proceed to have life-altering conversation about why Goofy is [censored] up with girls)
(Hooker bemoans her fate at having to do the most work ever for Goofy)

[Dan87]

[goofyballer]

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if youre a virgin, you def should not get a hooker

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I'm not.