car accident BBV

morello · #1 11-18-2006, 03:28 AM

So I'm pulling out of a convenience store parking lot, on my way to see Stranger than Fiction. Only there is a long line of upcoming traffic, so naturally I decide to go in reverse and come out the other end of the parking lot. Great plan except for the car sitting behind me.

Beat: Car accident.

Brag: Full throttle reverse, loud noise..only damage was a dented license plate on villain's car. $100 cash monies paid and we're done.

Variance: This escapade caused us to get theatre after the movie started, so we had to see something else.

Beat#2: We had to watch Babel. It sucked.

Brag#2: I got to make a sweet MSN image depicting the night's events.

edfurlong · #2 11-18-2006, 03:32 AM

Have you considered learning how to drive?

NozeCandy · #3 11-18-2006, 03:33 AM

Seeing Bable is a brag, stranger than fiction sucked.

citanul · #4 11-18-2006, 03:42 AM

1) learn to drive
2) learn to go to bond movies
3) license plates are $30 no?
4) learn to drive faster when in "full throttle"
5) wtf, everything about your story sucks.

Triumph36 · #5 11-18-2006, 03:45 AM

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1) learn to drive
2) learn to go to bond movies
3) license plates are $30 no?
4) learn to drive faster when in "full throttle"
5) wtf, everything about your story sucks.

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Yeah, well, all this could be true, but at least it's not an SNG beat.

citanul · #6 11-18-2006, 03:47 AM

OMG U R TEH CLEVAR

couldn't you just go back to busting hov or whatever it is that you were good at and people like you for?

edfurlong · #7 11-18-2006, 03:47 AM

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Yeah, well, all this could be true, but at least it's not an SNG beat.

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Oh no he di'int!

citanul · #8 11-18-2006, 03:48 AM

btw, WTF, plz make fun of me for sucking at cash games, as can be seen in grafs, rather than sngs, which i pwn at. plz nigga.

grando · #9 11-18-2006, 03:50 AM

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stranger than fiction sucked.

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wow no

tagtastic · #10 11-18-2006, 04:00 AM

In high school a girl backed into me in the parking lot.

I was driving a gigantic white conversion van (3rd car of the family, not by choice). I was in line waiting to exit said parking lot. I layed on the horn repeatedly as she backed slowly into my vehicle. If she would have even glanced in her rearview or behind her there literally would have been NOTHING in her field of view besides my vehicle.

Anyone who backs into another car is pretty damned retarded.

Yes, I hold a grudge.