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Old 09-04-2007, 07:57 PM
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

Did you meet Mike Matusow?

Whas he fatter or less fat IRL?

Did you lend him monies if so the pokeher world thx u.
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Old 09-04-2007, 07:58 PM
tiger_hall tiger_hall is offline
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

did u get used to taking it up ur ass?
did you try many positions?
did you turn ghey?
are you ghey?
why you ghey?
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:30 PM
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This guy ain't been to jail. I been in da slamma a couple times on short stays. First night in (picked up on dui) a dude was throwin orange peels at me. I was ingnoring it tryin to pass out then he hit this little korean guy next to me who took a stand and was clearly some sort of martial arts master. He wooped this guys ass and then was hopping around liek a ninja. No BS. All the guards came in after him this guy didn't speak english and freaked out even more when they touched him and he kicked 4 guards asses.

I then went back a year and a half later on a 2nd dui charge and people were still talking bout this dude.
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:32 PM
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

This is a more general question: How are there so many huge motherf'ers in prison if the food is so bad? I know they have all day to work out, but you gotta eat big to get big.
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:37 PM
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This guy ain't been to jail. I been in da slamma a couple times on short stays. First night in (picked up on dui) a dude was throwin orange peels at me. I was ingnoring it tryin to pass out then he hit this little korean guy next to me who took a stand and was clearly some sort of martial arts master. He wooped this guys ass and then was hopping around liek a ninja. No BS. All the guards came in after him this guy didn't speak english and freaked out even more when they touched him and he kicked 4 guards asses.

I then went back a year and a half later on a 2nd dui charge and people were still talking bout this dude.

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I think you have a drinking problem...
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:41 PM
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

Did you explain to the rapists, murderers and poker site owners you met who this guy is?



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Old 09-04-2007, 09:42 PM
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This guy ain't been to jail. I been in da slamma a couple times on short stays. First night in (picked up on dui) a dude was throwin orange peels at me. I was ingnoring it tryin to pass out then he hit this little korean guy next to me who took a stand and was clearly some sort of martial arts master. He wooped this guys ass and then was hopping around liek a ninja. No BS. All the guards came in after him this guy didn't speak english and freaked out even more when they touched him and he kicked 4 guards asses.

I then went back a year and a half later on a 2nd dui charge and people were still talking bout this dude.

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wickedbaddriver
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Old 09-04-2007, 09:50 PM
wickedgoodtrader wickedgoodtrader is offline
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

Steroids
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:49 AM
Jeff_B Jeff_B is offline
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

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This is a more general question: How are there so many huge motherf'ers in prison if the food is so bad? I know they have all day to work out, but you gotta eat big to get big.

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actually thats a good question.. never put that together but i have noticed there are a lot of really big dudes in jail (from watching lock up on cnbc)
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:54 AM
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Default Re: Official: \"Ask me about my 3 months in jail thread\"

how long did it take for you to become someones [censored]?
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