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New ENGLAND vs. DET | 6 | 85.71% | |
Tampa @ PIT | 1 | 14.29% | |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
brag: kids at sleepover birthday party... first 'babysitter' tonight in about a year
beat: I'm on the internet posting at 12:36am when I should be... well, you know. variance: free comedy club tickets |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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brag: kids at sleepover birthday party... first 'babysitter' tonight in about a year beat: I'm on the internet posting at 12:36am when I should be... well, you know. variance: free comedy club tickets [/ QUOTE ] dude, you had comedy club tix + no kids around and you couldn't seal the deal? even davidc could score in that situation! |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
IAC,
I have been 2 outed like 5 fukkin times tonight, and it's really getting old. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Oh variance... why do you hate me?
Hand #1 PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 3 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls. Flop: (7.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $2.50 (all in)</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> River: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Final Pot: 6.00 BB Results: Hero mucks Ts, 9c. SB shows 5h, 6h (a full house, Sixes full of Fives). Outcome: SB wins 5.75 BB. ($0.50 Rake) Hand #2 PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: (6.00 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds. Turn: (4.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls. River: (6.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, Hero checks. Final Pot: 6.00 BB Results: Hero mucks Jh, Js. SB shows 2s, 5s (a flush, King high). Outcome: SB wins 5.75 BB. ($0.50 Rake) Hand #3 PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks. Flop: (3.00 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, SB calls. Turn: (3.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, SB folds. River: (5.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 9.00 BB Results: Hero mucks 6s, Qh. MP shows Qs, Ks (two pair, Kings and Queens). Outcome: MP wins 8.62 BB. ($0.75 Rake) Hand #4 - I knew villain had become unhinged, so I was showing down K-high UI once it was HU preflop. PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls. Flop: (7.00 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (4.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls. River: (6.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 8.50 BB Results: Hero mucks 8s, Ks. SB shows 4d, 7c (a straight, Three to Seven). Outcome: SB wins 8.12 BB. ($0.75 Rake) Hand #5 PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds. Flop: (7.00 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls. Turn: (5.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB folds. River: (7.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, CO checks. Final Pot: 7.00 BB Results: Hero shows Kd, Qd (a pair of Nines). CO shows 3s, 4s (two pair, Nines and Threes). Outcome: CO wins 6.75 BB. ($0.50 Rake) Hand #6 PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls. Flop: (8.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, BB folds. Turn: (5.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls. River: (7.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 9.25 BB Results: Hero mucks Ad, 9d. Button shows Jc, Jh (a straight, Ten to Ace). Outcome: Button wins 8.87 BB. ($0.75 Rake) |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Is this what you'd call a bad beat?
Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Tournament Blinds: $30/$60 Seat 2: Harv72b (3,840) Seat 3: Button (895) Seat 4: SB (3,725) Seat 5: BB (1,460) Seat 6: UTG (3,520) Seat 7: UTG+1 (3,305) Seat 8: MP1 (1,305) Seat 9: MP2 (1,310), is sitting out 8 players Converter Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $350</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $895</font>, SB calls, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $3840</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $2830</font>. Uncalled bets: $115 returned to Hero. Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1075, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $2745, Sidepot 1: $4825) Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1075, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $2745, Sidepot 1: $4825) River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1075, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $2745, Sidepot 1: $4825) Results: Final pot: $1075 <font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ad Kc</font> <font color="#ffffff">Button showed As Js</font> <font color="#ffffff">SB showed 3h 2h</font> <font color="#ffffff">SB wins the pot with a flush, King high</font> I'll give him credit--he actually thought for 5 seconds before making the all-in call. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Hi Mr. Aaron W. sir. That sure is some bad variance in those hands. You could have saved a bet on the turn in hand #5 I bet.
Oh, and I of course am speaking as an advanced awesome master super pwnage pro soulreading badass poker player. I think I have lerned how to win in this minbet poker hold them game: Everest Poker Limit Holdem Ring game Limit: $0.25./$0.5 2 players Converter Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls. Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls. River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Results: Final pot: 23BB Hero screams "NUTS, BITCH". AMIDOINITRITEYET? |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Hi Mr. Aaron W. sir. That sure is some bad variance in those hands. You could have saved a bet on the turn in hand #5 I bet. Oh, and I of course am speaking as an advanced awesome master super pwnage pro soulreading badass poker player. I think I have lerned how to win in this minbet poker hold them game: Everest Poker Limit Holdem Ring game Limit: $0.25./$0.5 2 players Converter Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls. Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls. Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls. River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Results: Final pot: 23BB Hero screams "NUTS, BITCH". AMIDOINITRITEYET? [/ QUOTE ] I'd have raised the turn, especially given that we're going to river teh nuts. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Hmm. 1000th post and using it in the NC thread. Probably an accurate reflection of my value to the forum... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Anyway, just got back from my regular home tournament. Finished first for the tidy sum of $371 on a $30 buy-in plus a $20 rebuy. Unlike my usual tournament demeanor of survival tonight was take no prisoners win it all or die in the attempt pokah. Definitely some luck involved but I pulled off some audacious moves as well. It's a good thing because I have to rebuild my live bankroll after my wife took $1000 bucks from it without permission and without informing me. Meanwhile my online situation is less good. I have lost roughly a third of my bankroll in the last couple of weeks, mostly from a stab at 2/4 where variance jumped up and bit me in the butt hard and then some badly played sessions at 1/2. I think I need to retool my game a bit and I'll be looking in the stox book for guidance. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
ok, nevermind. my shizzle is nothing. that sucks ass.
that's why i hate nl. |
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Im drunkern and chasing losses at PS Welsh II 0.01/0.02 NL [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I stacked some dude twice already.
Please feel free to stop by and berate my aspiring NL play |
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