Thank me later.

hra146 · #1 09-11-2007, 04:36 PM

Havent been around in a time, but when I read this I immediately thought of BBV4L. I actually found it as a printout somewhere in my room and checked whether its still online. Its really old, but still as valid.

Dont move it to LOL please, this one is for you:

The Vice Guide to Picking up Chicks

It has helped me a great deal. Report back when you tried out stuff and it worked.

DaExMan · #2 09-11-2007, 04:37 PM

can't i thank you now?

RunyonAve · #3 09-11-2007, 04:38 PM

I swear i thought it said The Vice Guide to Picking Up Chinks.

Don't ban me for racisim.

keikiwai · #4 09-11-2007, 04:39 PM

later..... you mean like when hell freeze over?

keikiwai · #5 09-11-2007, 04:40 PM

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I swear i thought it said The Vice Guide to Picking Up Chinks.

Don't ban me for racisim.

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[X] thread delivers

nsdjoe · #6 09-11-2007, 04:43 PM

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It's good to know about four or five biggish words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't [censored] them up the way black people do,

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wtf?!

ricav · #7 09-11-2007, 05:07 PM

gonna read it, thanks (of course i don't need it but i'll read anyway)

Barretboy · #8 09-11-2007, 05:08 PM

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It's good to know about four or five biggish words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't [censored] them up the way black people do,

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wtf?!

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haha, i saw that too.

diebitter · #9 09-11-2007, 05:19 PM

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It's good to know about four or five biggish words you can stuff into a conversation so you sound well read. Don't [censored] them up the way black people do,

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wtf?!

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I don't need to, I'm well edumacated.

MasterLJ · #10 09-11-2007, 05:43 PM

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now that when you finally do get her alone and into a date scenario you are going to be farting your [censored] ass off. There's something about the adrenaline rush first dates give you that makes your bowels go bananas. Bring matches. When you feel one of them coming on go to the bathroom, open up your cheeks, and let it silently blow out. Then light a match.

If she ends up sleeping over you are probably going to have a monstrous [censored] the next day (it took a lot of booze and drugs to pull this off) so have the matches ready for that too.

If you really want this to go well, we can't say enough about Beano. Free samples are pretty easy to get online and they are a fart's worst enemy.

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Jesus that is so [censored] true.