WSOP/RIO Sights,Sounds etc.

[TheRanch]

Some observations from the WSOP/Rio...

-TJ Cloutier shooting craps late into the night. By the look on his face and the short chipstack it appeared to be a tough night. SEVEN OUT!

-Annie Duke with a new white trash haircut. Kind of like a mullet but short in the back and long on the sides. Ugh.

-David Benayamine....fatter in person. Plus he looks real real tired. But his girl looks niiiiice.

-Our favorite Brandi having a private conversation with Mr.Sklansky during the 2k event.

-Brandi came back from the 2k dinner break wearing a different outfit. A quickie and a shower???? Noooo, she probably just wanted to look good for her Davey-Wavey.

-By the way Brandi looks smokin' in person, not just "pokerchick" smokin' either. Amazing eyes and great aass.

-Everybody's sugardaddy Sheets doing laps around the enormous Amazon Room and looking perpetually lost...all day everyday.

-Too many 21-23 yr. olds who have decided to "turn pro".

-Mike Sexton sweating some heavy action on the Braves/Marlins game. Apparently Mike likes the sportsbook a lot.

-Gank looking homeless. Didn't he get a makeover from Marcel Luske last year? Well it didn't work. The torn t-shirt with the belly hanging out over the dirty jeans with the 5 day stubble, greasy hair, etc. Now that I think about it I think I just described 80% of the players here.

-Sheiky playing high-stakes Chinese poker with Paul Darden, Can Kim Hua, and Admon (sp?) Fillipi. They tried to get Sam Grizzle to play some Chinese but he refused in classic Sam Grizzle fashion " I'm not playing for two reasons: Number one I'm not chinese, I'm German, and number two Sheiky is so annoying he gives asprin a headache."

-Cyndi Violette looks hotter in person even after playing a 12 hour session of 7 stud she looked niiiice.

-Barry Greenstein looks miserable....all the time.

-Johnny Chan berating a dealer in the 7 stud tourney for not dealing fast enough.

-Trishelle from the "Real World" trying to score some free swag from the BLUFF magazine stand. They didn't recognize her and somebody had to confirm that she was "famous".

-Dustin "Neverwin" Woolf...always looks like he is up to no good.

-Jeff Lisandro sporting a gangsta fedora at the tables. Is he the new "Godfather"/"Dapper Don"? Did he give the order to wack Prahlad-- Luka Brazi style? Fuggetaboutit....

-A fan boy chasing down Eskimo Clark for an autograph....what the hell is the world coming to? Living in your car one day and signing autographs the next...ah the world of poker.

More to come.......