October Low-Content Thread

[vmacosta]

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So I finally got lucky yesterday. Was buried two racks in two downs and climbed back to a 2 rack win. saw a juicy 30 game today, hit n ran it for 2 racks. Left when the live ones busted. Good signs going into the Fall Classic.

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my god you are turning into a rich man.

[MitchL]

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So I finally got lucky yesterday. Was buried two racks in two downs and climbed back to a 2 rack win. saw a juicy 30 game today, hit n ran it for 2 racks. Left when the live ones busted. Good signs going into the Fall Classic.

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my god you are turning into a rich man.

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Actually, if I was a true gambler I wouldve played again and hit a table share. 15 andf 30 games are now jp eligible and one went off for 80K tonight.

[HOWMANY]

This is what I've been losing to:

7 Card Stud High-Low ($30/$60), Ante $5, Bring-In $10 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.33 SB)

Hero: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___raises
Seat 2: xx xx 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___brings-in___folds
Seat 3: xx xx 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 4: xx xx 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___calls___calls
Seat 5: xx xx J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 6: xx xx T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 7: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___calls___calls
Seat 8: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___calls

4th Street - (9.67 SB)

Hero: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___checks___raises
Seat 4: xx xx 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___checks___folds
Seat 7: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___bets___calls
Seat 8: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___raises___calls

5th Street - (9.33 BB)

Hero: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___bets
Seat 7: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___calls
Seat 8: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___checks___calls

6th Street - (12.33 BB)

Hero: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___bets
Seat 7: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___calls
Seat 8: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___checks___calls

River - (15.33 BB)

Hero: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___bets
Seat 7: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] xx___folds
Seat 8: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] xx___checks___calls

Total pot: (17.33 BB)

Results:

Total pot $1040 | Rake $3

Hero: [9d Ah As 9h 5d 3s 5s] (HI: two pair, Aces and Nines)
Seat 8: mucked [7d 7c Ad 6h Kh Ts Qs]

How in the blue [censored] do these people have money?

Also had this beauty in a 10/20 6m game that exhibits why 2+2ers are so rich: they get lucky with the perfect card to make their opponents pay the absolute max. To be honest I'm astonished the river wasn't K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]:

PokerStars 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, Button calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO caps</font>, Button calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (10.25 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, CO calls $1 (All-In).

River: (15.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 13.40 BB

Results:
CO has Qs Qd (two pair, queens and tens).
Button has Kh Th (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: Button wins 15.30 BB.

[stinkypete]

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Just played a 22 hour live session and did not pick up pockets aces even once. I am sure that is a personal record. Anyone beat that?

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Are you serious? That's like 600-700 hands. That's not exactly a long stretch for not getting any particular pocket pair.

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During the WSOP I had a ~30 hour stretch where I didn't get AA or KK, I did not win money.

-DeathDonkey

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i didn't get AA or KK in the main event for about 30 hours. i won money.

[private joker]

After the most punishing downswing of my career, I finally had a winning session tonight. 2 racks of yellow added to my kitty, which was way refreshing considering my inability to hit anything.

Best hands I won:

1) I raise ATs and get called by 2 fish in the blinds. Flop all rags with 2 hearts (I have diamonds). I bet, one idiot calls. Turn nothing heart, he checks, I check behind. River nothing (board now is like 97532). He bets in a weird way and I decide no hand makes sense for him to bet so I call with ace-ten high. He shows A4 and MHIG.

2) A LAG opens and I 3-bet TT, a so-so thinkingish player who may be on tilt cold-calls 3 in LP, we both call. Flop 622. LAG checks, I bet, LP raises, LAG folds, I call. Turn A. Since I put LP on a very narrow range of JJ+ and AK to cold-call 3 bets, I decided that he never raises AK on that flop, so he has to have one of three hands: JJ, QQ, KK. That's it. So I check, he flinches and bets, I insta-raise, and he angrily mucks KK face up and says "there! take it!" OK I will.

3) Another TT hand... there's a LP raise, a maniac 3-bets the button, I cap in the SB, and BB idiot takes 3 more to the face. 4 to the flop of 533. I bet, all call. Turn K. I bet, BB and maniac call. River Q. Checks through, and MHIG.

See, I can win with small pairs and ace high. It's when I keep flopping top set, or making flushes and full houses, that I lose and lose and lose until I cry.

[gameoverjc]

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After the most punishing downswing of my career, I finally had a winning session tonight. 2 racks of yellow added to my kitty, which was way refreshing considering my inability to hit anything.

Best hands I won:

1) I raise ATs and get called by 2 fish in the blinds. Flop all rags with 2 hearts (I have diamonds). I bet, one idiot calls. Turn nothing heart, he checks, I check behind. River nothing (board now is like 97532). He bets in a weird way and I decide no hand makes sense for him to bet so I call with ace-ten high. He shows A4 and MHIG.

2) A LAG opens and I 3-bet TT, a so-so thinkingish player who may be on tilt cold-calls 3 in LP, we both call. Flop 622. LAG checks, I bet, LP raises, LAG folds, I call. Turn A. Since I put LP on a very narrow range of JJ+ and AK to cold-call 3 bets, I decided that he never raises AK on that flop, so he has to have one of three hands: JJ, QQ, KK. That's it. So I check, he flinches and bets, I insta-raise, and he angrily mucks KK face up and says "there! take it!" OK I will.

3) Another TT hand... there's a LP raise, a maniac 3-bets the button, I cap in the SB, and BB idiot takes 3 more to the face. 4 to the flop of 533. I bet, all call. Turn K. I bet, BB and maniac call. River Q. Checks through, and MHIG.

See, I can win with small pairs and ace high. It's when I keep flopping top set, or making flushes and full houses, that I lose and lose and lose until I cry.

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yea joker, it's also when the guy with a-4 on a board of 9-7-5-3-2 somehow loses to u in a weird new hand ranking way where the wheel is not good against a suited ace.

[arh1]

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After the most punishing downswing of my career, I finally had a winning session tonight. 2 racks of yellow added to my kitty, which was way refreshing considering my inability to hit anything.

Best hands I won:

1) I raise ATs and get called by 2 fish in the blinds. Flop all rags with 2 hearts (I have diamonds). I bet, one idiot calls. Turn nothing heart, he checks, I check behind. River nothing (board now is like 97532). He bets in a weird way and I decide no hand makes sense for him to bet so I call with ace-ten high. He shows A4 and MHIG.

2) A LAG opens and I 3-bet TT, a so-so thinkingish player who may be on tilt cold-calls 3 in LP, we both call. Flop 622. LAG checks, I bet, LP raises, LAG folds, I call. Turn A. Since I put LP on a very narrow range of JJ+ and AK to cold-call 3 bets, I decided that he never raises AK on that flop, so he has to have one of three hands: JJ, QQ, KK. That's it. So I check, he flinches and bets, I insta-raise, and he angrily mucks KK face up and says "there! take it!" OK I will.

3) Another TT hand... there's a LP raise, a maniac 3-bets the button, I cap in the SB, and BB idiot takes 3 more to the face. 4 to the flop of 533. I bet, all call. Turn K. I bet, BB and maniac call. River Q. Checks through, and MHIG.

See, I can win with small pairs and ace high. It's when I keep flopping top set, or making flushes and full houses, that I lose and lose and lose until I cry.

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I want to be this good. Nice job.

[private joker]

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1) I raise ATs and get called by 2 fish in the blinds. Flop all rags with 2 hearts (I have diamonds). I bet, one idiot calls. Turn nothing heart, he checks, I check behind. River nothing (board now is like 97532).

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yea joker, it's also when the guy with a-4 on a board of 9-7-5-3-2 somehow loses to u in a weird new hand ranking way where the wheel is not good against a suited ace.

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Reading comprehension ftl? OK maybe it was 97632. Jesus Christ you guys are nitty.

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[gameoverjc]

it's a joke. nice hands joker. i almost 3 bet on the turn jack high vs a c/r to a guy who had a draw... almost getting there.

almost mucked JJ in bb to 2 bets as well... bah

[Munchkin Mayor]

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So I finally got lucky yesterday. Was buried two racks in two downs and climbed back to a 2 rack win. saw a juicy 30 game today, hit n ran it for 2 racks. Left when the live ones busted. Good signs going into the Fall Classic.

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my god you are turning into a rich man.

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Actually, if I was a true gambler I wouldve played again and hit a table share. 15 andf 30 games are now jp eligible and one went off for 80K tonight.

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Did one of the 15 or 30 tables hit? If so, who were the beneficaries?