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Old 11-09-2007, 03:22 AM
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Default An open letter to Mr. Alan Boston

Hello Sir,

What the [censored] is wrong with you? I watched you "compete" on PAD this week and you sucked more than an Oreck XL... granted I know you are not a NL player but I mean c'mon you could have played better than you did. And what is with your eyeballs? Apparently they pop out of your eye sockets every 15 seconds and it scares me. I feel as if you are trying to stare down my mothers shirt as she sits on the couch knitting a scarf for my grandmother. Also, why do you speak like a raging maniac on speed... Slow down brotha is an hour long show... plenty of time for talking... which I wish you didn't do so much of because for many moments I feeled as though you were yelling at my little brother for writing on the refridgerator with markers...On the bright side... Don't worry about being called a "superuser" because apparently the reflection of your bald head did not just work against jamie gold when you called his all In with q-10 when he basically told you outright he had a pair of kings by Saying he had king high more than 3 times it was obvious what he had when you asked if he had k-q ... Anyways Mr. Boston it was fun while you lasted.... How many horse races did you have to win to pony up the 20k?


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Old 11-09-2007, 03:40 AM
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Nebody out there?


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Old 11-09-2007, 03:43 AM
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Default Re: An open letter to Mr. Alan Boston

Alan Boston sucks.

I couldn't take the constant, serial-killer eye bulge coupled with the non-stop, Liebert-esque whining about his bad luck. I would fix the game to give him aces every hand just so he would shut up just a little. I was praying for him to have a heart attack.

WTF is with his eyes, really?
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:46 AM
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Default Re: An open letter to Mr. Alan Boston

WOOO HOOOOO U GUYS ARE AWAKE [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:07 AM
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i loled
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:52 AM
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PAD should have handed him mandatory sun glasses.
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:28 AM
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:38 AM
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that guy proboly robbed a bank to get that buy in. all methed up comin home from the track.
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:42 AM
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Cocaine is a helluva drug.
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:43 AM
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Default Re: An open letter to Mr. Alan Boston

i saw him last night and was equally disturbed and annoyed. he wouldn't shut the [censored] up!! jeez give it a rest guy!! tonight's episode airs here in 20 minutes. if he's going to get busted maybe it will be worth checking out.

BTW what's the deal with the superuser accusations?
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