Shipping Narcotics Via FedEx

Iplayboard · #1 12-14-2006, 10:05 PM

Does anyone have experience shipping drugs domestically using FedEx (or other carriers)? This would be done using FedEx Ground.

After visiting the company's website and researching the topic on the internet here is my understanding of the issue:

FedEx does not check or screen any packages unless they have reason. The company does train its employees to look for suspicious packages and they do reserve the right to search any package. They also look for suspicious delivery patterns.

Please correct any inaccuracies in my above assumptions and provide any suggestions.

The package in question would be 18 x 12 x 12 and would be filled with things such as clothes, shoes, hangers, etc. The drug in question is cocaine and the amount is 1/8 oz. I plan on stuffing the bag of coke in the battery compartment of my TI 83 calculator.

The return address will be my name and it will be addressed to The "My Family's Last Name" Family.

Shipping drugs is obviously a case of risk vs reward. I am quite capable of calculating the reward part on my own. What I would like help with is in calculating an estimation of risk.

I expect some worthless flaming replies, but I would ask that you not respond unless you have done this before or are knowledgeable about FedEx's package screening process.

Dementia · #2 12-14-2006, 10:07 PM

You are really coming here to ask for help to ship cocaine? How does an obvious idiot such as yourself come upon this dilemma of having to move this wonderful product, anyway? And are you aware the ramifications of doing so and being caught (which is fairly likely - seeing as how you seek to solicit OOT's opinions to aid your distribution)?

Or are you an 18 year old who just watched Blow with his friends and had a super cool idea? lawlz.

Jeff W · #3 12-14-2006, 10:08 PM

Best use a fake identity/return address and write it off as a loss if it doesn't arrive.

Your family can't get in much trouble for having drugs shipped to them--you just can't be held responsible for things being shipped to you as you have no control over them.

Dementia · #4 12-14-2006, 10:10 PM

This thread should probably be locked.

two0crew · #5 12-14-2006, 10:10 PM

How does seeking OOT's opinions make him more likely to be caught by FedEx?

Dementia · #6 12-14-2006, 10:11 PM

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How does seeking OOT's opinions make him more likely to be caught by FedEx?

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Because obviously it establishes the fact that he is an idiot, since only an idiot would have this idea in the first place, and posting it on 2+2 only cements his stupidity.

RacersEdge · #7 12-14-2006, 10:15 PM

I work for Fedex and all 18 x 12 x 12 packages will now be screened.

traz · #8 12-14-2006, 10:19 PM

Thank you for emailing the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You should receive a confirmation e-mail immediately.

edfurlong · #9 12-14-2006, 10:19 PM

Iplayboard · #10 12-14-2006, 10:20 PM

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How does seeking OOT's opinions make him more likely to be caught by FedEx?

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Because obviously it establishes the fact that he is an idiot, since only an idiot would have this idea in the first place, and posting it on 2+2 only cements his stupidity.

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Use circular logic much?

By the way thank you for the valuable insight.