SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV Pt 2 (nc)

[ajmargarine]

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I agree, I'll take suggestions because I can't think of any.

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Way ahead of you buddy.

[thac]

You're a jerkoff AJ

[deaders]

update: just tried to poo, need more fibre in my diet. will keep you all posted.

[traz]

Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $400
Hero (UTG): $413.10
MP: $405
CO: $426.10
BTN: $307.81
SB: $355.20

Pre-Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $32</font>, 4 folds, Hero calls $16

Flop: ($70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP checks

Turn: ($70) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $58</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $125</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $381.10 and is All-In</font>, MP calls $248 and is All-In

River: ($816) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $816 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$405 NET)
MP showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON $812.50 (+$407.50 NET)

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Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BTN: $1,167.60
SB: $611.35
Hero (BB): $404
UTG: $413.70
MP: $482.30
CO: $400

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $8</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $30</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $52</font>, Hero calls $22

Flop: ($106) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $100</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $352 and is All-In</font>, MP calls $252

Turn: ($810) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($810) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $810 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Fours) and LOST (-$404 NET)
MP showed A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Fours) and WON $806.50 (+$402.50 NET)

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Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $400
UTG: $493
MP: $521.65
CO: $503.80
BTN: $574.10
SB: $725.80

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG calls $4, MP folds, CO calls $4, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $70</font>, UTG calls $66, 2 folds

Flop: ($166) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $132</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $264</font>, Hero calls $198 and is All-In, UTG calls $66

Turn: ($826) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($826) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $826 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
Hero mucked K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$400 NET)
UTG showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight Five to Nine) and WON $822.50 (+$422.50 NET)


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Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (UTG): $907.80
CO: $398
BTN: $463.70
SB: $359.40
BB: $443.64

Pre-Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $16</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $28</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $68</font>, SB calls $40

Flop: ($140) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $102</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $291.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $189.40

Turn: ($722.80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($722.80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $722.80 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$359.40 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON $720.80 (+$361.40 NET)


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Party Poker, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $400
BTN: $317.20
SB: $1,589.60
Hero (BB): $394
UTG: $448.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $15</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $42</font>, UTG calls $27

Flop: ($86) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $64</font>, UTG calls $64

Turn: ($214) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $104</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $288 and is All-In</font>, UTG calls $184

River: ($790) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $790 Pot ($2.50 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$394 NET)
UTG showed 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fours) and WON $787.50 (+$393.50 NET)

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[FoldEqu1ty]

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You're a jerkoff AJ

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Hahahaahhahahaa

[traz]

What a terrible 45 minutes that was

[dirtylobster]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Poker

[traz]

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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Poker

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Sometimes, this results in the pwned poker player having to rob a bank.

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I've got my ski mask ready. Who's with me

[Trikkur]

Enjoy my pain

[pr0crast]

Sat recently. Is this a fist-pump call? No history with villain, but he has played maybe 50% hands since I sat 1-2 orbits ago, maybe raising half of those. No showdowns yet.


<font color="black">Madness..? ($241.60)
<font color="red">Villain ($255.80)
<font color="black">lilole ($257.65)
<font color="black">urnamehere ($375.65)
<font color="red">Hero ($202.70)
<font color="black">nutsack35 ($35.55)

<font color="black">Madness..? posts (SB) $1, <font color="red">Villain posts (BB) $2, <font color="black">, call, <font color="black">fold, <font color="red">, Hero raises to $9, <font color="black">fold, <font color="black">fold, <font color="red">call, <font color="black">fold, , <font color="black">
FLOP ($21) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="red">check, <font color="red">
Hero bets $15
<font color="red">Villain calls $15
<font color="black">
TURN ($51) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="red">check, <font color="red">
Hero bets $30
<font color="red">Villain calls $30
<font color="black">
RIVER ($111) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="red">Villain raises all-in to $201.80
<font color="red">Hero calls all-in for $148.70
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Hero shows K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]