OFFICIAL SPECIAL DAVID SKLANSKY FORUM THEME SONG COMPETITION

[benza13]

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Not for sklansky forum but i felt like it anyway. To be performed by aspiring artists Gildwulf G and Nath Dogg.

Regulators
We regulate any stealing of his property
And we damn good too
But you cant be any geek from OOT,
Gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!
Regulators!!! Mount up!

G:
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Gildy G was in tha house, trying to consume
Some bets for the eve, so I can get some bucks
Just rollin' in my chair, not givin' a [censored].

Nath:
Just hit the east side of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Gildy G.
Seen a table full of donks ain't no need to tweak
All you fish know whats up with BBV.

G:
So I hooks a left on the two-one and Lewis,
Some brothas shootin' dice so I said lets do this.
I jumped out the ride, and said whats up?
Then Grimstarr pulled some gats so I said I'm stuck.

Nath:
Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail
Wontcha think of better things than some donkey fish
I see my homey and some suckers all in his mix.

G:
I'm gettin jacked, I'm breakin myself.
I cant believe they taking Gildy's wealth.
They took my $5k, they took my Stridex
I looked at the Grimstarr said damn, whats next?

Nath:
They got my homey hemmed up and they 'bout to go,
Aint none of them seeing if they going straight 10k fight yo.
I gotta come up real quick and do a rail of blow,
And then pull out my strap and lay them busters low.

G:
They got guns to my head
I think I'm going down
I cant believe this happenin' in my own town
If I had wings I could fly
Let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Nath.

Nath:
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
Nath dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now Grimmy's droppin' and yellin'
It's a tad bit late
Nath dogg and Gildy g had to regulate.

I laid all them bustos down
I let my gat explode
Now I'm switching my mind back into donkament mode
If you want chips sit back and observe
I just 3-bet all-in over there on the turn.

G:
Now Nath wins the donkaments
And thats a known fact
Before I got Grimmed I was on the same track
Back me back me cause its on
N a t h and me
The Gildy to the g

Nath:
Just like I thought,
HIV was in the same spot
In need of some desperate help.
The Nath dogg and the g-child
Were in need of something else.
One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

G:
I'm modding
Into a whole new era
BBV-funk
Step to this
I dare ya
BBV
On a whole new level

Nath:
The variance is the beats and the beats is the braggo

G:
Busto
Downswings
We brings
Malady
BBV-funk
Where variance is life
And life is variance

Nath:
If you know like I know
OOT dont wanna step to this
Its the BBV-funk era
Funked out with a gangsta twist
If you smoke like I smoke
Then you high like everyday
And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.

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Winnar!

I don't care what the competition was.

[ybother]

to the tune of "money for nothing" - dire straits

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
You learn to post at bbv
but he aint workin thats the way to do it
when peeps wants poker skills absolutely free
Now he aint workin thats the way to do it
Lemme tell ya but the guys has fans
read it - its no jopke
Maybe get a lifetime ban

We gotta grind out small stakes
sweat rakeback deliveries
We gotta read his books
We gotta fit in first at bbv

See the dude with glasses at bellagio
Yeah buddy he lost his own hair
but That dude got his own forum
that dude hes a balla-naire

Hes david ska - lan - skly

[nuggetz87]

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back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

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ZOMFG WINNAR. can we get sklansky's reaction to this?

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LOL @ winning big with expert play as the title. that is so crucial.

[Avatar of Wine]

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SM, that was awesome. highlights:

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Since these fish poppin' me ima 4-bet not bail
These fishes bustin' so hard they straight hit the rail


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One of them games was sexy as hell
I said ooo there's overlay.
HIV said my roll's broke down and you like minbet,
Would ya let me play?
I won a couple freezeouts and it's going real swell
The next stop is the robusto motel

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And if your ass is McBusto
BBV will regulate.


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ABSURD

[Fishmonger]

Wow. Superfluous Man just awesome beyond words, and diebitter>evenkeal.

[Evenkeal]

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Wow. Superfluous Man just awesome beyond words, and diebitter>evenkeal.

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Nuggetz87 > You, DYSW?

[the machine]

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back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him
back then they didnt want him
now hes hot they all on him

sklan-sky!!!
when he came up on the tables the cards would show some love
winning big with expert play would pay for all the bub
girls wouldn't holla cause his dollars wasn't big enough
i bet they change they mind when crucial pots come rollin up
now tuff fish daughter see's he's a star, wants to sit in his car
wants to count his G's and kisses his cheek because he's so fly
telling all her friends she misses him, do you see why?
5 1 9, 9 0 7, three five five four
hit sklansky on the low because he's about to go
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea
before the cards were in the air, before he had lost his hair
noone cared about atheism, ch-yea

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i loled, quite a bit actually

[Lori]

A long long time ago..,
I can still remember,
Olympic Garden's "Cabaret"
I went to meet a guy (perchance)
and not to have a paid lap-dance
but please do not think I was being gay.

In that club, I met a hooker,
Very bright, but not a looker,
Sadly I don't have pix,
but K-S ranks her a six.

And although I don't like being seen,
With this girl (let's call her Jean),
She has young friends (Let's hope they're teen),
So I took her to the game.

(Ch)
I started thinkin'
Oh my, my I just wanted to die,
...but teaching sloots to cap nuts,
can be fun if you try,
and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry,
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?",
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?."

Do you know the theorum of poker?
and if you don't use it, you're a joker,
Just do it like I taught you to.
and do you believe in God you fool?
is that something that you find cool?
He won't help you when you start to spew.

But they thought I was in love with Jean,
'cause they heard Black hookers like it mean,
"She must have her bills paid,
So that Sklansky could get laid,"

I was a lonely sixty-ish poker king,
With a WP T shirt and a game to bring,
but with Jean I would do no-thing,
because, she was, too old.

(ch)
Oh my, my I just wanted to die,
...but teaching sloots to cap nuts,
can be fun if you try,
and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry,
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?",
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?."

Then I noticed things were different,
and they were not going how I meant,
and she was dumber than I thought,
She failed med school (Oh but of course)
,thought BBV was pervy intercourse,
I still wonder what I could have caught.

But in the end she made me puke
(She even blew off a Canuck),
Then my friend told me she said
She wanted me in bed!
and even worse, and to my horror,
She no take-y Sklansky dorrar,
I said "Don't come back tomorro'"
and shoo-ed her out the door.

(ch)
Oh my, my I just wanted to die,
...but teaching sloots to cap nuts,
can be fun if you try,
and the rail-birds, they all wanted to cry,
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?",
Singin' "must be just a friend d'ya see why?."


Lori

[Georgia Avenue]

Lori that is seriously pretty hilarious, dude. Gold Stars for all in this thread.

[69sofine]

Perfect Gentlemen - Wyclef Jean
someone do it