[censored] you Venetian

[Arp220]

Just got back from Vegas, having gone there to play NL live for the first time ever.

Brag (1) - Finally got to play NL live.

Beat (1) - had 3.5 hours of unrelenting card death. Best hole cards were a pair of sevens. Completely missed flop on all hands played. Almost entirely missed flop on hands I didn't play [censored] YOU AUTOSHUFFLER. [censored] YOU DEALER. I [censored] TIPPED YOU

Brag (2) - Only lost $36

Beat (2) - Donkfish [censored] sox fan on my right flops quads twice in half an hour, closely followed by a full house. His "bro" sitting at another table comes over to say how he just won some $4000 jackpot for rivering a royal flush. Pulls [censored] like calling preflop raises with 75o and hits two pair on the river and runs his stack up to over $800 and then tells ME that "I think ya need some help with your game there chief" [censored] YOU YOU [censored] [censored] WHORE BITCH I HATE YOU AND I AM GOING TO MURDER YOUR PUPPY

Brag (3) - got wasted on 18yo Macallan at Venetians expense.

Beat (3) - lack of additional $36 meant I couldnt get oral sex from syphilitic hooker on strip during walk back at 4am.

Beat (4) - So pissed by this experience that I spent rest of vacation doing girly emo [censored] with the girlfriend.

Variance - Theres no [censored] variance. Just [censored] off.