BRAG: Done With Poker

bmwguy525 · #1 07-24-2007, 01:51 AM

Tonight, after losing to runner runner and rivered tripped middle pair to my overpair multiple times in multiple games, I've decided to call it quits on poker. I'm actually up lifetime in blackjack by a few grand, and I only play $15, so from now on all the money I was pumping into the poker world is now going to $25+ blackjack tables.

I'm ready to get comped, treated, and dined by the casinos for my blackjack play. I'm tired of losing to statistical improbabilities in poker, cuz at least in blackjack I know I SHOULD be losing 51% of the time.

Sorry to all those who will no longer profit from my poker play, although my donations to the online world were very small. But I just recently crossed over the line of being a lifetime loser at poker over 3 years, and I'm tired of the game.

Blackjack, here I come.

WHO'S WITH ME??!

keikiwai · #2 07-24-2007, 01:55 AM

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in before BEE-EMM-DOUBLE-YOU-GAI-FIVE-TWO-FIVE

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Lurker. · #3 07-24-2007, 01:56 AM

not me. i need to eat.

bmwguy525 · #4 07-24-2007, 01:57 AM

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

Lurker. · #5 07-24-2007, 01:59 AM

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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this job thing you speak of...does it involve waking up in the mornings?

bmwguy525 · #6 07-24-2007, 02:01 AM

sometimes, but not when i'm hungover

but it asslo includes free luinch and rounds of beers at lunch every dy paid for by the boss

pnazari · #7 07-24-2007, 02:19 AM

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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how is this possible? where do you play? i average around 170 a hand and sometimes have trouble booking rooms @ fallsview.

ShipitFMA · #8 07-24-2007, 03:53 AM

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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fk poker?

fk yo couch

tiger_hall · #9 07-24-2007, 10:49 AM

im with you bmwguy... was up about 12 buy ins.. but when you lose with aces 8 straight times not much you can do... who knew aces was a bad hand

NozeCandy · #10 07-24-2007, 10:50 AM

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im with you bmwguy... was up about 12 buy ins.. but when you lose with aces 8 straight times not much you can do... who knew aces was a bad hand

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It is when you go check, check, check, ARRRRRRR IN BABY.