Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[00Snitch]

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I do know how to play chess


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Damn, I guess me n kero are out of the running then. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[bennyhana]

FTP players.

Your dinghy has come in. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

~$400 for me.

[Gib]

beni: http://au.top100.ign.com/2007/ign_top_game_49.html

thoughts? I was thinkin u might not be too happy with this placing!

[MrWookie]

Looks like it's time to open up the nominations for a new thread title once again. I don't think I'll start it until after we port to vB, though.

[B2_eBoogaloo]

ok how about:

ZOMG!!111 New messageboard software?!?! Teh sky is fallling!!!!

[tyler_cracker]

ok wow a lot of stuff is going on. first and foremost:

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trainwreck threads are what make this forum what it is!


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qft.


this kerowo quote from the "micros for a living" thread was especially funny given the exchange between me and shadow and bravos:

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You can if you are 12.


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chess stuff:

some of you guys know that my "job" is running after school chess programs for elementary school kids. it's actually more important that you're good with kids than that you're good at chess. i can teach you enough chess to take most 5th graders (10-11 year olds) down a peg, but it's very difficult to be taught how to handle whiners, criers, fighters, wanderers, and spacers[**].

i can pay you $25/1 hour class to start, or ~$600/month if you take a full schedule (teaching every day). you can probably make more 4-tabling 1/2, but the variance is usually better. unfortunately, no relocation comp available; vegas locals only, mothereffers!

all of you are (seriously!) welcome to apply by sending me a resume.

oh, and that guy from this morning still hasn't contacted me. you know what he gets? F+. click.

edit: finally, i'm happy to play chess with anyone. my preferred method is gameknot.com, though buzz sometimes convinces me to use the inferior interface of redhotpawn.com. my screenname on both sites is cmtyler.

[**] hmm, can you tell i've been playing Lemmings lately?

[00Snitch]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=328811

WAHTEVAH!

[tyler_cracker]

a friend just sent me this, so i'm posting it mostly for shadow:

[marchron]

It would have been better if he had strategically placed a gang sign over the second "L" in the gravestone of someone who's almost assuredly named "Laughlin" behind him.


Also, new title: "blarging shimble banthers lolol"

[kerowo]

That is all.