What do you use for lube?

[LionelHutz00]

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i never use lube except when I siihp in which case KY.

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This sounds like a serious answer. So do you just jack your dick with your bare hand, or do you do some kind of ninja-jacking where you lay on your stomach and hump the mattress? because jacking it without lube sucks.

[ICMoney]

Or for those who are busto:

[Jay Riall]

My foreskin ldo.

[keyberg]

i yoose peanut butter. ftw.

[Labarde]

vegemite

[Georgia Avenue]

I quit jerking off...for great powah of di mine! UNAGI

[B Hand]

A Banana peel, extra points for putting it in the microwave first

[ianisakson]

real men masturbate with motor oil.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

One time I used sunscreen because [censored] you have to try everything once right? So I take a girl back to mine on the way somewhere so I can roll a joint, she is sitting on my bed and is like "What's with the sunscreen" (my country has [censored] weather) and then after I say Uuuuuuuh she instantly twigged and gave a look of like "hahah you masturbated using sunscreen LOLWTFBBQ"

So in short no I have never used anything weird as lube what the hell kind of question is that.

[holdme]

my dick is sore