You know you're a poker degen when...

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1) You have replaced your daily routine of sh*t/shower/shave with sit/sulk/shove

2) You refer to your friends by their usernames or handles

3) You haven't styled your hair in over 8 months

4) You've had over 3 conversations debating with someone that poker "isn't gambling"

5) You check the 2+2 forums more than your home mailbox

6) You have nightmares and wake up sweating and yelling "HE'S RIGHT, he DID say TOP TOP!"

Keep 'em comin...