Condoms (poletarding!!)

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beat: my toilet isnt strong enough to flush condoms

[sonneti]

HUDGE BEAT: one split last thursday & just found out the morning after pill only works 19/20 FFS

[xSCWx]

19/20 is pretty good

thats like your odds of losing with pocket aces twice in a row

...oh [censored]

[Elandriel]

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You flush them so the girl can't go into the trash can after it and set you up for rape or babies, LDO.

T
(Ain't ya ever seen The Crush???)

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Take the woman's advice folks. Always flush your own [censored]. There's LOTS of scheisty women out there who'll pull a fast one on you if you're not careful.

Edited to add: BTW, real men blow their loads in a chick's mouth or hair. Teenage boys finsh in condoms ldo

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Yes

[Stoneflip]

I noticed the BASTARD option is disproportionately low. I wonder why???? It seems to be appropriate for some of these tricky women. its tricky to rock around the clock all night thats right its tricky.... tricky tricky tricky

[absoludicrous]

On your GFs parents floor...

[Stoneflip]

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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome

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Sorry i cant get enough of this LOC.

[absoludicrous]

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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome

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Sorry i cant get enough of this LOC.

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I'm not sure if the pleasures all mine or all yours, babe.

[Madman Madman]

rinse it out and put it back in your wallet

[Stoneflip]

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rinse it out and put it back in your wallet

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