Brag: I'm a Professor... wtf?

[JustARogue]

I got this email today, obv this idiot doesn't know his Prof's email address. I don't know how I should respond. I'll send the best response I get in the next 24 hours.

[ QUOTE ]
hello proff my name is daniel sandberg i was in your thursday night class i was wondering if there was anyway i would be able to get my grade? bc i have not yet gotten my report grade and am wondering what i got if you could i would really app. thank you for your time

[/ QUOTE ]

Brag: I'm a professor now
Beat: Actually, I'm still a student
Variance: BBV4Life gets to write a response.

[Mr Hobo]

Just dont respond

[AbreuTime]

Daniel,
I will not respond to such drivel. Coherence and logic is expected in all correspondence, particularly via email. You are treading on thin ice, as it is, and this email does not help your case. Meow I may have to re-evaluate your report grade. Good day.

[T-God]

Mr. Sandberg,

You have fantastic hair.

Sincerely,
"Da Fessa"

[mike l.]

spam mail trolling. they send out emails like this hoping suckers will respond and then they sell the list of "live" emails to spammers. delete it and dont respond!

[Karak567]

Daniel,
I would appreciate it if next time you write me you actually take the time to construct coherent words and sentences. That said, you have a borderline D+. I was thinking about bumping up your grade but after reading this drivel I simply cannot afford a C to someone who completely lacks mastery of the English language. If you wish to apologize for this, deliver a formal letter to my office by noon, Monday.

Thanks,
-"Proff"



((actually this is really mean don't do it))

[diebitter]

It's not good I'm afraid to say, but I can help you out. If you are willing to service my wife - who is rather a demanding woman and getting a little too much for me - I will look on it as a huge personal favour and reconsider the grade in a different light. Just go around during the day tomorrow, and tell her you've been sent by me to meet her prodigious sexual needs. She'll be expecting you.


please confirm or not by reply.

[oober]

Daniel,
Until I receive your grade payment, I am unable to release your grade. My hands are tied.

To expidite this process, EFT $750.00 to xxxxxxx acct#xxxxxxxxxx-xxxxx.

Thank you
Your professor

[kassdog]

Send an email from a gimmick email incase it is a spammer. Simply say that your current email isn't working and you had to use your personal email to reply. Then ask if he wants to get together after class

[Autocratic]

Daniel,
As it stands you're looking at a B. However, a certain ::ahem:: appendage of mine could use some attention, and if you're good enough I think I could bump you up to an A.

--Big Daddy Prof