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09-15-2007, 04:23 PM
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You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
With that damn Asian thread. You had to post pics of that first girl in the green bikini. As I Googled her and almost got off my Mom came in the door. I closed that page so damn quick and put my arm down on my dick real quick. I had my arm across my pants sitting sorta awkwardly. Thank Jesus I had just put a sweater on. She woulda noticed easily if I just had a tee shirt on. My life flashed in front of me. Now I really wonder what it would be like if I was caught. Anyone ever been caught, what happened? Holy hell am I relieved, well I wasnt relieved but now I am relieved if you know what I mean?
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09-15-2007, 04:36 PM
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Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
lock your door?
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09-15-2007, 05:13 PM
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Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
An Albanian fishmonger set fire to his van in a burst of anger after the national soccer team lost to the visiting Dutch side, and firefighters failed to extinguish the blaze because someone had stolen their water. Vilson Alushi had vowed to burn his fish-delivery van if Albania failed to win against the Netherlands on Wednesday . . . Alushi duly doused his car with gasoline in the center of the southern town of Delvine and watched indifferently as his friends alerted the firefighters, newspapers reported. They arrived promptly on the scene and unreeled the hose, only to find it was dry. It seems that residents living near the fire station had drained the tank to help them cope with Albania's chronic water shortage.
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09-15-2007, 05:22 PM
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Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
fade into albonian
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#8
09-15-2007, 06:18 PM
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Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
[ QUOTE ]
Brag: Mom caught you jerking off. Beat: She pretended not to notice. Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad. [/ QUOTE ] I think you have your brags and beats messed up.
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#9
09-15-2007, 06:39 PM
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Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
[ QUOTE ]
Brag: Mom caught you jerking off. Beat: She pretended not to notice. Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad. [/ QUOTE ] This is the god-danged truth son
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#10
09-15-2007, 11:08 PM
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Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me
The garage door opens and you see the computer rith as you open the door. You would see my back only. Thats why she didnt notice. I just put my arm over "myself" real quick and closed the page with my right hand. She sure as hell didnt notice. She is the type of Mom who would make a point of it if she caught me. Also, there was no door to be locked-real suspicious if I lock the door to he garage. It was a close call, but I escaped it.
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