You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me

[vhawk01]

First off....you know what, no. I'm not doing it.

[[Phill]]

If you played it right, you may have lost your V card.

Lol @ beating off in the garage.

[prohornblower]

Shouldn't a pro ballplayer be able to get some ass

[Membrate]

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Brag: Mom caught you jerking off.

Beat: You live in the garage.

Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad.

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[BooNaNy]

Listen, your mom knows you jerk off and she knew that you were jerking off right before she came in. No worries, your mom jerks your dad off while he watches porn so it's all good...

[Miguel Olivo]

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If you played it right, you may have lost your V card.

Lol @ beating off in the garage.

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I was int he kitchen/family room area, the garage was outside and leads into the room I was in. I wasn't int he garage.

[citanul]

1) win money playing poker
2) buy a computer that will not be stored in the family room
3) masturbate in the privacy of your own room
4) ???
5) profit

[rafiki]

^^^hahhahaha

[Mr_Moore]

Since i have accidentally caught my parents having sex and quietly disappeared there is a chance that one of my parents or both have somehow caught me and done the same thing.
Once when i was 15 or so my mother sat down on my computer and found naughty sites. Later that day she casually opened with her views on porn and how she disliked it etc.
What did i learn from that discussion? Be careful about who you let use your computer and also when having guests or family members visiting you make sure you delete everything.

[dhg223]

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