Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[jfish]

everybody should email stars asking them to add hu cash tables. cmon people lets do it.

[Reef]

I'd MUCH rather see stars improve the ratholing policy. ie if you leave a table with $X (where X is bigger than what you bought in for) , you have to buy back in for $X on the same table if you were there within 3 hours earlier

[jfish]

tagtastic,

you play well and youre a class act at the tables. always nice playin with you. gl.

[TheWorstPlayer]

Me because I tilt too much.

[tagtastic]

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tagtastic,

you play well and youre a class act at the tables. always nice playin with you. gl.

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ty ty

You're a breath of fresh air at the HU tables as well. The avg guy there is just a jerk.

Also, I just woke up from a 13+ hour sleep following my 20 hour, 14,000 hand "session of death", all HU. By far my worst day in the last 3 months, results wise and "suicide watch" wise.

-$6.3k total, -$9.3k at 3/6 HU NLHE. There goes my winrate.

On the plus side, I hit over 15 buy-ins (~$6200) at the 2/4 HU table we played at later in the day [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Back to +$1k on the month [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Sponger.]

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-$9.3k at 3/6 HU NLHE. There goes my winrate.

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Yeah the same thing happened to me at 3/6 when I lost 12 BI in a row without winning a 200BB pot

2.8bb/100 is still good at that level, right guys? hello?

[TheWorstPlayer]

no

[jfish]

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-$9.3k at 3/6 HU NLHE. There goes my winrate.

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Yeah the same thing happened to me at 3/6 when I lost 12 BI in a row without winning a 200BB pot

2.8bb/100 is still good at that level, right guys? hello?

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lolllll i also run bad at that limit.

[Irish Mafia]

Is this normal? i'm seriously about to break everything in sight... i never thought it was possible to run this bad...
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2400581701: Table King Mesa (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:27:30 ET - 2007/05/11

Seat 1: MSUsFinest ($2,354)

Seat 2: JediPokerTrix ($1,281)

Seat 3: MadHatter48 ($2,139)

Seat 4: gopheresque ($985)

Seat 5: gungala_gungala ($4,275.50)

Seat 6: snappo ($1,245)

gungala_gungala posts the small blind of $5

snappo posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [4c 4s]

MSUsFinest folds

JediPokerTrix raises to $35

MadHatter48 folds

gopheresque folds

gungala_gungala calls $30

snappo raises to $155

JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act

JediPokerTrix calls $120

gungala_gungala folds

*** FLOP *** [4h Th 8d]

snappo bets $270

JediPokerTrix raises to $1,126, and is all in

snappo calls $820, and is all in

JediPokerTrix shows [4c 4s]

snappo shows [Kd Ks]

Uncalled bet of $36 returned to JediPokerTrix

*** TURN *** [4h Th 8d] [6d]

*** RIVER *** [4h Th 8d 6d] [Kh]

JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Fours

snappo shows three of a kind, Kings

snappo wins the pot ($2,522) with three of a kind, Kings

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $2,525 | Rake $3

Board: [4h Th 8d 6d Kh]

Seat 1: MSUsFinest didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: JediPokerTrix showed [4c 4s] and lost with three of a kind, Fours

Seat 3: MadHatter48 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: gopheresque (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: gungala_gungala (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 6: snappo (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won ($2,522) with three of a kind, Kings
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2400666843: Table La Madre (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:49:56 ET - 2007/05/11

Seat 1: cowboy189 ($300)

Seat 2: drunkace ($1,057)

Seat 3: gopheresque ($1,431.75)

Seat 4: JediPokerTrix ($2,486.50)

Seat 5: paulieeeee ($390)

Seat 6: MadHatter48 ($1,764)

MadHatter48 posts the small blind of $5

cowboy189 posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [7c 7s]

drunkace folds

gopheresque folds

JediPokerTrix raises to $35

paulieeeee folds

MadHatter48 raises to $115

cowboy189 folds

JediPokerTrix calls $80

*** FLOP *** [7d 6d 9h]

MadHatter48 bets $210

JediPokerTrix raises to $650

MadHatter48 raises to $1,649, and is all in

JediPokerTrix calls $999

MadHatter48 shows [Ks Kd]

JediPokerTrix shows [7c 7s]

*** TURN *** [7d 6d 9h] [Tc]

*** RIVER *** [7d 6d 9h Tc] [Kc]

MadHatter48 shows three of a kind, Kings

JediPokerTrix shows three of a kind, Sevens

MadHatter48 wins the pot ($3,535) with three of a kind, Kings

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $3,538 | Rake $3

Board: [7d 6d 9h Tc Kc]

Seat 1: cowboy189 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 2: drunkace didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: gopheresque didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: JediPokerTrix showed [7c 7s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

Seat 5: paulieeeee (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: MadHatter48 (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and won ($3,535) with three of a kind, Kings
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yesterday - in ONE session the beat train was worse...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2393496559: Table Buckwood (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:02:35 ET - 2007/05/10

Seat 1: doransnatch ($230)

Seat 2: PaintedSpyder ($1,099.50)

Seat 3: SamH133 ($1,290)

Seat 4: zcooke ($945)

Seat 5: JAB81 ($990)

Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($1,000)

JAB81 posts the small blind of $5

JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [8c 8s]

doransnatch raises to $35

PaintedSpyder folds

SamH133 folds

zcooke folds

JAB81 folds

JediPokerTrix calls $25

*** FLOP *** [7d 4c 2s]

JediPokerTrix checks

doransnatch bets $75

JediPokerTrix raises to $965, and is all in

doransnatch calls $120, and is all in

JediPokerTrix shows [8c 8s]

doransnatch shows [Td Qd]

Uncalled bet of $770 returned to JediPokerTrix

*** TURN *** [7d 4c 2s] [Ad]

*** RIVER *** [7d 4c 2s Ad] [Ts]

JediPokerTrix shows a pair of Eights

doransnatch shows a pair of Tens

doransnatch wins the pot ($462) with a pair of Tens
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2393716172: Table Sun City (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:57:09 ET - 2007/05/10

Seat 1: Tr1ppyH1ppy ($1,430.75)

Seat 2: JediPokerTrix ($1,015)

Seat 3: zcooke ($990), is sitting out

Seat 4: dwballz ($1,971.75)

Seat 5: MSUsFinest ($1,000)

Seat 6: SharkSlayer21 ($1,007)

Tr1ppyH1ppy posts the small blind of $5

JediPokerTrix posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Kc Ks]

dwballz folds

MSUsFinest folds

SharkSlayer21 calls $10

Tr1ppyH1ppy calls $5

JediPokerTrix raises to $55

SharkSlayer21 folds

Tr1ppyH1ppy calls $45

*** FLOP *** [5s 6d 4d]

Tr1ppyH1ppy checks

JediPokerTrix bets $85

Tr1ppyH1ppy raises to $200

JediPokerTrix has 15 seconds left to act

JediPokerTrix raises to $960, and is all in

Tr1ppyH1ppy calls $760

JediPokerTrix shows [Kc Ks]

Tr1ppyH1ppy shows [Qh Qd]

*** TURN *** [5s 6d 4d] [6c]

*** RIVER *** [5s 6d 4d 6c] [Qc]

JediPokerTrix shows two pair, Kings and Sixes

Tr1ppyH1ppy shows a full house, Queens full of Sixes

Tr1ppyH1ppy wins the pot ($2,037) with a full house, Queens full of Sixes

JediPokerTrix is sitting out
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Full Tilt Poker Game #2393862605: Table Polaris (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:30:53 ET - 2007/05/10

Seat 1: JediPokerTrix ($1,010)

Seat 2: iceout02 ($2,853.85)

Seat 3: bicks10 ($248.50)

Seat 4: 00Alias00 ($1,251)

Seat 5: elvis209 ($580)

Seat 6: lol_cashaments ($238)

bicks10 posts the small blind of $5

00Alias00 posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Jc Jh]

elvis209 calls $10

lol_cashaments folds

JediPokerTrix raises to $45

iceout02 folds

bicks10 folds

00Alias00 calls $35

elvis209 raises to $185

JediPokerTrix raises to $1,010, and is all in

00Alias00 folds

elvis209 calls $395, and is all in

JediPokerTrix shows [Jc Jh]

elvis209 shows [5s 5c]

Uncalled bet of $430 returned to JediPokerTrix

*** FLOP *** [5h 8s 8h]

*** TURN *** [5h 8s 8h] [4d]

iceout02: ouch

*** RIVER *** [5h 8s 8h 4d] [9h]

JediPokerTrix shows two pair, Jacks and Eights

elvis209 shows a full house, Fives full of Eights

elvis209 wins the pot ($1,207) with a full house, Fives full of Eights

iceout02: damn thats gotta hurt

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2394039899: Table Polaris (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:08:13 ET - 2007/05/10

Seat 1: JediPokerTrix ($1,279)

Seat 2: Bussa Buss ($1,094)

Seat 3: bicks10 ($618.75)

Seat 4: 00Alias00 ($1,475)

Seat 5: elvis209 ($1,260.25)

Seat 6: bcmarkley ($267)

bicks10 posts the small blind of $5

00Alias00 posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Jd Qc]

elvis209 folds

bcmarkley raises to $35

JediPokerTrix calls $35

Bussa Buss folds

bicks10 folds

00Alias00 folds

*** FLOP *** [8d 4h Qd]

bcmarkley bets $85

JediPokerTrix raises to $1,244, and is all in

bcmarkley calls $147, and is all in

JediPokerTrix shows [Jd Qc]

bcmarkley shows [7s 6s]

Uncalled bet of $1,012 returned to JediPokerTrix

*** TURN *** [8d 4h Qd] [6h]

*** RIVER *** [8d 4h Qd 6h] [5d]

JediPokerTrix shows a pair of Queens

bcmarkley shows a straight, Eight high

bcmarkley wins the pot ($546) with a straight, Eight high

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2395463841: Table Wild Wave (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:15:20 ET - 2007/05/10

Seat 1: I101 ($1,244.50)

Seat 2: dhAllin ($235.75)

Seat 3: loosefer88 ($1,313.35)

Seat 4: ShamKart ($1,044)

Seat 5: JediPokerTrix ($1,000)

Seat 6: MHunt ($505.50)

I101 posts the small blind of $5

dhAllin posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Qs Kd]

loosefer88 folds

ShamKart folds

JediPokerTrix raises to $35

MHunt folds

I101 folds

dhAllin calls $25

*** FLOP *** [6h Jd Tc]

dhAllin checks

JediPokerTrix bets $50

dhAllin raises to $200.75, and is all in

JediPokerTrix calls $150.75

dhAllin shows [7h 8c]

JediPokerTrix shows [Qs Kd]

*** TURN *** [6h Jd Tc] [8h]

*** RIVER *** [6h Jd Tc 8h] [6c]

dhAllin shows two pair, Eights and Sixes

JediPokerTrix shows a pair of Sixes

dhAllin wins the pot ($473.50) with two pair, Eights and Sixes

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2395705937: Table King Mesa (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:51:32 ET - 2007/05/10

Seat 1: PIKAPIKACHU ($2,085)

Seat 2: shipit2007 ($164)

Seat 3: LetThereBeLight ($1,112)

Seat 4: Paul Wolfe ($1,324)

Seat 5: loosefer88 ($1,292)

Seat 6: JediPokerTrix ($2,855.75)

JediPokerTrix posts the small blind of $5

PIKAPIKACHU posts the big blind of $10

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to JediPokerTrix [Qh Jh]

shipit2007 folds

LetThereBeLight folds

Paul Wolfe raises to $35

loosefer88 folds

JediPokerTrix calls $30

PIKAPIKACHU folds

*** FLOP *** [9h 8c Tc]

JediPokerTrix checks

Paul Wolfe bets $60

JediPokerTrix raises to $230

Paul Wolfe raises to $680

JediPokerTrix raises to $2,820.75, and is all in

Paul Wolfe has 15 seconds left to act

Paul Wolfe: hope im not drawing dead yet

Paul Wolfe calls $609, and is all in

JediPokerTrix shows [Qh Jh]

Paul Wolfe shows [6c 9c]

Uncalled bet of $1,531.75 returned to JediPokerTrix

*** TURN *** [9h 8c Tc] [Ac]

*** RIVER *** [9h 8c Tc Ac] [Jc]

JediPokerTrix shows a straight, Queen high

Paul Wolfe shows a flush, Ace high

Paul Wolfe wins the pot ($2,655) with a flush, Ace high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $2,658 | Rake $3

Board: [9h 8c Tc Ac Jc]

Seat 1: PIKAPIKACHU (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 2: shipit2007 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: LetThereBeLight didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: Paul Wolfe showed [6c 9c] and won ($2,655) with a flush, Ace high

Seat 5: loosefer88 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: JediPokerTrix (small blind) showed [Qh Jh] and lost with a straight, Queen high

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ok, i know some of these hardly qualify as bad beats (like flopping the nut straight and losing to a flush draw - [censored] happens). But someone please talk me down from the ledge. I've lost to more two-four outers (and namely the 2-outers - w/ only 2 cards to come) in the last 15 hours than i ever thought was possible. Retirement is a real possibility.

Oh, also - anyone who had tried chatting w/ me at the tables - I can't, b/c I of course got my chat banned during one of the many 2-outers i lost to.

Thanks for listening... i'm off to find a nice rope.

[TheWorstPlayer]

wow these are fun! i got pissed off because i lost with AQss against K9ss in a reraised pot where he raised flop and I pushed 200bb+ on a Ts8x7s board and at the same time lost to a guy who bet 5x pot with a flush draw and got there when I snapped him off on the turn with an underpair to the board. These are better though.