Kill me please thx

aislephive · #1 10-07-2007, 09:12 PM

At this point I've been chipleader for most of the past hour or two, we just broke into the final two tables when this happens:

Poker Stars, $200 + $15 NL Hold'em Tournament, 25,000/50,000 Blinds, 7 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG+1: 711,090
MP: 2,314,448
CO: 249,508
BTN: 2,660,541
Hero (SB): 3,185,792
BB: 1,491,380
UTG: 927,680

Pre-Flop: (110,000) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
5 folds, Hero raises to 150,000, BB calls 100,000

Flop: (335,000) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets 225,000, BB calls 225,000

Turn: (785,000) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BB bets 300,000, Hero calls 300,000

River: (1,385,000) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets 2,505,792 and is All-In,

[strategy in bbv]Turning my 7 into a bluff now that both the flush and straight draw got there, no way he calls with a T, right? And he might even fold trips! I check/call this turn and shove this river, how could I ever be bluffing? [strategy in bbv/]

BB calls 811,380 and is All-In

But alas, villain tanks and makes the call. Good call sir, guess I couldn't get you off your AJ or whatever.

Results: 3,007,760 Pot
Hero showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and LOST (-1,491,380 NET)
BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and WON 3,007,760 (+1,516,380 NET)

WTF [censored] JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT [censored] f43h5rfasjwlql

LIKE SERIOUSLY WTF IS THAT? HOW THE [censored] COULD YOU POSSIBLY MAKE THAT CALL

Ugh so I still had 1.5 mill or so, a little above average. From there I get reraised a bunch and chip down to 800k and lost most of whats left in my stack here:

Poker Stars, $200 + $15 NL Hold'em Tournament, 40,000/80,000 Blinds, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

BB: 659,090
UTG: 2,459,955
MP: 2,823,541
Hero (CO): 825,415
BTN: 4,051,759
SB: 720,679

Pre-Flop: (168,000) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero raises to 817,415 and is All-In, 2 folds, BB calls 571,090 and is All-In

Flop: (1,390,180) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: (1,390,180) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (1,390,180) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 1,390,180 Pot
BB showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and WON 1,390,180 (+731,090 NET)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-659,090 NET)

And to finish me off I get expertly outplayed again:

Poker Stars, $200 + $15 NL Hold'em Tournament, 40,000/80,000 Blinds, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: 1,097,530
BTN: 2,547,955
SB: 1,472,015
Hero (BB): 545,300
UTG: 4,804,960
MP: 1,072,679

Pre-Flop: (168,000) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, BTN calls 80,000, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: (248,000) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets 480,000, Hero calls 457,300 and is All-In

Turn: (1,162,600) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: (1,162,600) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: 1,162,600 Pot
BTN showed K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and WON 1,162,600 (+617,300 NET)
Hero showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Tens) and LOST (-545,300 NET)

Brag: Haven't killed myself.
Beat: Got owned harder than I ever have in my life.
Beat: Finished 11/2004 for $2400 when I was a huge chipleader for the previous two hours, first prize was 82.6k.
Brag: Also finished 3/585 in the $109 earlier today for a little less than 6k.
Beat: Staked so I don't get 100% of the winnings.
Variance: Owned lilholdem in the $109:

Poker Stars, $100 + $9 NL Hold'em Tournament, 2,000/4,000 Blinds, 7 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG+1: 33,216
Hero (MP): 118,792
CO: 90,873
lilholdem594: 105,878
SB: 41,951
BB: 169,690
UTG: 23,976

Pre-Flop: (8,800) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (MP)
2 folds, Hero raises to 11,000, CO folds, lilholdem594 raises to 28,954, 2 folds, Hero raises to 118,392 and is All-In, lilholdem594 folds

Results: 66,708 Pot
Hero mucked 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and WON 66,708 (+37,354 NET)

Poker Stars, $100 + $9 NL Hold'em Tournament, 2,000/4,000 Blinds, 7 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

SB: 67,232
Hero (BB): 155,346
UTG: 89,673
lilholdem594: 75,724
MP: 38,751
CO: 140,874
BTN: 16,776

Pre-Flop: (8,800) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, lilholdem594 raises to 10,954, 4 folds, Hero raises to 140,000, lilholdem594 folds

Results: 26,708 Pot
Hero mucked 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and WON 26,708 (+15,354 NET)

ebepse · #2 10-07-2007, 09:19 PM

hey its a donkament

Dynamic · #3 10-07-2007, 09:20 PM

WTF use a converter for this many hand.....god now my head hurts and im tilted

T0ne D0wn · #4 10-07-2007, 09:24 PM

did you seriously change your name on all these hands to hero, but you couldnt convert them?

aislephive · #5 10-07-2007, 09:25 PM

I'm trying to tilt you all as much as I got tilted. BUT FINE ILL [censored] EDIT THEM

Dynamic · #6 10-07-2007, 09:25 PM

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I'm trying to tilt you all as much as I got tilted. BUT FINE ILL [censored] EDIT THEM

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TY now not so tilted [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Santzes · #7 10-07-2007, 09:26 PM

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WTF use a converter for this many hand.....god now my head hurts and im tilted

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[strategy in BBV]Maybe he posts these like this just to tilt his possible opponents[/strategy in BBV]

Dynamic · #8 10-07-2007, 09:27 PM

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WTF use a converter for this many hand.....god now my head hurts and im tilted

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[strategy in BBV]Maybe he posts these like this just to tilt his possible opponents[/strategy in BBV]

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WTF no strat in BBV

T0ne D0wn · #9 10-07-2007, 09:27 PM

also your post sucks so I am going to spam it....

ASDFVA IBYCFOTA FEAWTDS VWYSZEH

see what I did here?

Dynamic · #10 10-07-2007, 09:31 PM

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also your post sucks so I am going to spam it....

ASDFVA IBYCFOTA FEAWTDS VWYSZEH

see what I did here?

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