Your favorite NON-recurring Seinfeld character...

[bobman0330]

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Yev Kasim, how could someone not have mentioned him yet. He's definitely one of the top 2 or 3 in this list.

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He's almost as good as the Soup Nazi!

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Yev Kasim, how could someone not have mentioned him yet. He's definitely one of the top 2 or 3 in this list.

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He's almost as good as the Soup Nazi!

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Now did you look that up, or did you know it already?

When someone tells me that they are a Seinfeld fanatic or expert, I always ask them who Yev Kasim is. If they know, I take their word for it.

[chucksim]

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Definitely Bookman, with Denim Vest or Stan The Caddy as close seconds.

I also have to mention this guy even though he's in two episodes. It kills me every time for some reason...

He plays the dump attendant on Kramer's Peterman Reality Bus Tour. They go to dump off the muffin tops and this guy won't let them.

Man: Hey hey hey hey hey. Where do you think you're going?
Kramer: I was going to dump this.
Man: It doesn't look like garbage.
Kramer: Well it's muffin stumps
Man: Where are the muffin tops?
Kramer: This is a garbage dump. Just let me dump it.
Man: Can't do it.
Kramer: Is this a joke?
Man: That's what I'd like to know about it.

He's also the one who refuses to let George get his car out of the lot where it's being used "to turn tricks".

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I loved how he ran the "Jiffy Park" in town, and the "Jiffy Dump"!!!

[JTrout]

Sidney Fields in "The Old Man" episode:

George: I come from a long line of quitters. My grandfather was a quitter, my father was a quitter. I was raised to give up.

Old man: That's my housekeeper. She steals from me. Plays that freakin' voodoo music. Are you the boyfriend? I know she's got a boyfriend. Are you gonna kill me? You're gonna kill an old man you coward.

Old man: Good thank God. Oh, before you go, would you mind changing my diaper? Ha, Ha (fist pump).

House keeper: No, No, English.

George: I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. You don't understand, it's a miracle.

Jerry: You're throwin' this stuff out?

Old Man: I believe that's what you do with garbage you IDIOT!!

[xTheNutsx]

The bris is a good one i havent seen mentioned... him and Jerry pushing each other in the hospital over who flinched.

I also liked the doorman... especially the seen that Jerry imagines in his head of the doorman having a laugh with all his buddies

[Prodigy54321]

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The bris is a good one i havent seen mentioned... him and Jerry pushing each other in the hospital over who flinched.

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damn I completely forgot about him..he was amazing

I love when he start going off at the bris

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...Is the baby gonna cry like that? Is

that how the baby cries, with the loud, sustained, squealing cry,

'cause that could pose a problem. Do you have any control of your

child 'cause this is the time to exercise it when baby is crying

in that high-pitched, squealing tone that can drive you

insane?!!!


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Did I find it alright? I mean could you send me to a more

dangerous neighborhood? I'm dreading walking back to the subway,

someone shouldn't crack me over the head and steal my bag,

'accuse I'll be lying there on the street in this neighborhood

and people will spit on me and empty my pockets. I'll lie in the

gutter like a bum, like a dog, like a mutt, like an animal! God

forbid someone should help me or call an ambulance. No, that's

too much trouble to pick up a phone and press a few buttons. Ahh!


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Darling, you see where that glass is?

How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole

table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so

half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that

glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the

carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag,

broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you

can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and

knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and

then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin'

barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill

yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is

it? .. Do you?


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[qwnu]

I don't watch a lot of Seinfeld these days, and this thread is bringing back awesome memories. I withdraw all my previous submissions and replace them with...

Eric the Clown played by Jon Favreau in "The Fire"

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GEORGE: How can you call yourself a clown and not know who Bozo is?
ERIC: Hey, man - what are you hassling me for? This is just a gig, it's not my life. I don't know who Bozo is, what - is he a clown?
GEORGE: Is he a clown? What, are you kidding me!?
ERIC: Well, what is he?
GEORGE: Yes, he's a clown!
ERIC: Alright, so what's the big deal! There's millions of clowns!
GEORGE: Alright, just forget it.
ERIC: Me forget it? You should forget it! You're livin' in the past, man! You're hung up on some clown from the sixties, man!

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[EMc]

Top 2 are 1. Darell, Kramers intern, and 1a. the dean, and 2 being the soup nazi.

[andnow]

Soup Nazi

[monkeyfightclub]

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Kramers intern,

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Kramer: Darren? What are you doing here? The college canceled the internship.
Darren: I don’t care about the internship. I care about Kramerica.
Kramer: Kramerica is no more.
Darren: What about the oil tanker bladder system? We were going to put an end to maritime oil spills.
Kramer: Probably. Darren, you go home. Forget about Kramerica.
(Kramer slams door)
(Kramer opens door)
Kramer: Well, you’re still here?
Darren: I haven’t had time to leave.
Kramer: Well, I haven’t changed my mind.
(Kramer slams door)
(Kramer opens door)
Kramer: Well, you are a tenacious little monkey. Alright, I’ll do it. Kramerica industries lives! Let’s get back to work!
(Kramer slams door)
(Kramer opens door)
Kramer: Let’s see what Jerry has to eat.