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Old 09-05-2007, 06:09 PM
jaminbird jaminbird is offline
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Default Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

I didn't realize that undergrad had started up already, which every year results in all parking spots being taken early.

So this morning I arrive at school about 20 minutes before class and not a single [censored] parking spot. I circle like a goddamned shark for 20 minutes finding nothing. By now I'm already late for class so I say [censored] it and drive back home.

Planning on going to my second class at 2:30 I arrive back at school at 2:10 and again find no place to put my car. I circle and again nothing. 4 other cars are slowly following the only student in sight, stalking him like prey, making the circling go even slower.

For the rest of the semester I'll have to get up early and ship off to school just so I can get a parking spot. Only to sit in the library for a few hours waiting for class to start. Then at lunch I'll go sit in the library again, because if I move my car then I won't be able to find parking later.

This is what we pay 35k a year for? DIAGF you mother [censored] [censored] sucking money grubbing bastards.


Cliff notes:
Beat: Couldn't go to class today because there was no parking
Brag: Didn't feel guilty about not going to class today because there was no parking
Variance: There is an Asian dude who sits in front of me in my IP class and reads 2+2 while enjoying the heart pounding action of a play money ring game on pokerroom.com
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:09 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:21 PM
wdogg40 wdogg40 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

hahaha I went undergrad at the U and the parking always sucked they sell a few hundred more permits than parking spots.
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:23 PM
EvanJC EvanJC is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

giant beat: law school
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Old 09-05-2007, 06:26 PM
RunyonAve RunyonAve is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

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giant beat: school

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Old 09-05-2007, 09:12 PM
wtf6192002 wtf6192002 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

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I didn't realize that undergrad had started up already, which every year results in all parking spots being taken early.

So this morning I arrive at school about 20 minutes before class and not a single [censored] parking spot. I circle like a goddamned shark for 20 minutes finding nothing. By now I'm already late for class so I say [censored] it and drive back home.

Planning on going to my second class at 2:30 I arrive back at school at 2:10 and again find no place to put my car. I circle and again nothing. 4 other cars are slowly following the only student in sight, stalking him like prey, making the circling go even slower.

For the rest of the semester I'll have to get up early and ship off to school just so I can get a parking spot. Only to sit in the library for a few hours waiting for class to start. Then at lunch I'll go sit in the library again, because if I move my car then I won't be able to find parking later.

This is what we pay 35k a year for? DIAGF you mother [censored] [censored] sucking money grubbing bastards.


Cliff notes:
Beat: Couldn't go to class today because there was no parking
Brag: Didn't feel guilty about not going to class today because there was no parking
Variance: There is an Asian dude who sits in front of me in my IP class and reads 2+2 while enjoying the heart pounding action of a play money ring game on pokerroom.com

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Old 09-05-2007, 09:47 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

hahaha.... at least there is a Cotixan just down the hill...
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:08 PM
kiddcheckers kiddcheckers is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

get faculty staff parking permit.
get to class on time so you can earn fancy degree
?????
profit


Seriously. Do what you have to to obtain one. That's how I survived.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:12 PM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

Handicap thingy to hang on your mirror.
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Old 09-05-2007, 10:29 PM
Poofler Poofler is offline
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Default Re: Beat: USD Is The Worst [censored] Law School Ever

Ah [censored], I went on monkey tilt reading this. My law school has the same problem. It's a school for rich mother [censored] 18 year-olds who drive daddy's BMW, with pink cell phone in hand, to Fashion Merchandising 101 every morning despite the fact their dorm is two blocks from class. The school of course sells far more permits than they should, but doesn't care - I mean what prospective student wouldn't go to a school just because they are told parking sucks by someone like me. Rich mother [censored] brats, that's who.
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