400bb retard actually got it in good

ahnuld · #1 12-20-2006, 02:59 AM

On ftp 4/8 blinds, i got some retard covered who go broke with the weakest hand. Hes got 3150. I open for 28 with A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and he repops from bb to 88. I call.

Flop comes A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. He pots, I make it 630, he pushed for the big overbet. Hes retarded and the likelyhood of me being [censored] is slim so I call. He has A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and of course the poker gods reward him for getting 400bb in with one pair by blanking out the board and shipping him a 6.3k pot. [censored] great.

PartyGirlUK · #2 12-20-2006, 03:02 AM

Did he hit n run cos I dont see any other 800b stacks at your table.

Dean

ahnuld · #3 12-20-2006, 03:03 AM

SHIP DA CHEDDAH, 400BB MY WAY BITCH

I doubled up right after I lost my stack vs someone else. Then 4 minutes later same donk limps, I raise to 36 from button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], and he limp/reraises to 120. Hes limped AA and QQ utg but he also limp reraised QJo so I call.

Flop comes 9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] He leads for 275, I min raise, he calls. Turn is T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. He leads like 500 into big pot, I push for 2k more, he calls. QQ no good.

ahnuld · #4 12-20-2006, 03:04 AM

no, I just pwn. And with my 800 bb stack im still down 200 bux for this table. im awesome I kno.

edit: lol 100bb average pot size and huge waiting list

EC10 · #5 12-20-2006, 03:04 AM

wtf did you have

yvesaint · #6 12-20-2006, 03:06 AM

whos the fish

ahnuld · #7 12-20-2006, 03:07 AM

hes gone. Had his stack up to 6.2k then down to 1.2k in five minutes and then he left.

yvesaint · #8 12-20-2006, 03:08 AM

booo and i got on wait list for nothing

keikiwai · #9 12-20-2006, 03:13 AM

why iz u seating out?

punter11235 · #10 12-20-2006, 03:13 AM

It looks like he knew his math. 7-3 favourite baby :

Text results appended to pokerstove.txt

1,070,190 games 0.265 secs 4,038,452 games/sec

Board: Ac 9c 8c
Dead:

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 29.1241 % 27.24% 01.88% { random }
Hand 2: 70.8759 % 68.99% 01.88% { AdKd }