Just another cracker at a rapper party

[Boris]

I have a chance to go to an invite only party where apparently Too Short will make an appearance. Other artists include Tila Tequila (who cares) and B Legit (don't know who he is. Funny azz name though). There will also be as yet un named artists performing. Honestly this is not my kind of scene but the opportunity to see Too Short might be too much for me to turn down. I also think it would be funny to see the Hip Hop scene in real life.

Problem is I don't know what to wear.