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Old 11-09-2006, 10:53 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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I missed and then throw some moisturizer on the sack (among other things) to finish up the job.

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You might want to more carefully consider what you rub on your sack, next time.

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If I had a dime for every time I said that..
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:57 PM
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But are they smooth as eggs?

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You'd have to get some work done for that.
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Old 11-09-2006, 10:59 PM
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razor burn. Buy a good razor, and good shaving cream, get the girl [censored] if you have to.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:02 PM
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Once I tried it with my electric hair clippers with no attachment on the end so i could nice and close. My bag got caught in the clippers and I screamed like a little bitch, I had no idea so much blood could come from my sack.
Never again... she can cough up a furball for all i care.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:03 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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I had no idea so much blood could come from my sack.


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This pretty much sums up all of BBV.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:14 PM
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Yeah, what else did you put on there? Moisturizer might be the cause but I doubt it.

Anyway, ouch.
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:15 PM
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Yes but how many balls did you lose
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:28 PM
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ask diebitter
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:28 PM
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Old 11-09-2006, 11:28 PM
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go to the hospital.

you're gonna regret it if you found out they have to chop off your balls in a week
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