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[yourface]

I don't think villain understand how much I am going to own his soul because he does this

Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) yourface is Button with : :
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises to $20</font>, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($45, 2 players)
BB folds.

Results:
Final pot: $45

[sethypooh21]

Happy tgiving everyone. I'd be thankfull for everyhand I won, there just aren't any.

Seriously, either I run worse then anyone, ever, or I suddenly started sucking.

[milesdyson]

pooh the r e i s o ne o t h er o pt i o n a nd it i s W O R ST tha n e it he r o f t h os e ! ! !!! !!! !

[milesdyson]

also all females call thanksgiving TURKEY day and every one of them sends out a mass text message saying

"Happy Turkey Day, love you all!!!"

[yourface]

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pooh the r e i s o ne o t h er o pt i o n a nd it i s W O R ST tha n e it he r o f t h os e ! ! !!! !!! !

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he always sucked but just ran good for a while?

hah

[Hobbs.]

I got a

"Happy thanksgiving!!! Miss you all!!!!"

same thing though, although proving turkey day theory wrong.

[jr4284]

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pooh the r e i s o ne o t h er o pt i o n a nd it i s W O R ST tha n e it he r o f t h os e ! ! !!! !!! !

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I'm so happy Scot Pollard is a Celtic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8nBE8WNFxw

[kross]

I was already having a losing session when these hands happened back to back, almost threw my laptop across the room:

Edit: it wasn't clear, but these were both lost to the same person, which tends to tilt me worse than if were two different people

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls, Button calls.

Flop: (9.00 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Button calls.

Turn: (8.00 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (10.00 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.00 BB

Results:
Button shows 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high).
Hero shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: Button wins 15.50 BB.
($0.50 Rake)


Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button folds, SB folds, BB folds, MP calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP caps!</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">MP bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (13.75 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 13.75 BB

Results:
MP shows A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high).
Hero mucks A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Outcome: MP wins 13.25 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

[sethypooh21]

Is Miles suggesting that I both suck AND am running worse than anyone ever? Or that the games have gotten tougher?

[milesdyson]

no you are running normally now and you used to be running sick hot.

I'm Jay Kay though Broheem.