BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

[Little_Luck]

Run this trainwreck for as much as its worth.

There are always other places to stay and this chick sounds like a super freak.

Btw, she will most likely be willing to do a 3-some with you. Start planting the seed and finding potentials.

To keep fatty off your case, just carry around some candy in your pocket. If she ever starts to give you [censored], just throw the candy across the room. This should make her forget about what she was talking about and give you time to leave the room.