My High School Girlfriend Had a Body Like Natalie Portman

[TheCroShow]

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seriously, if there has ever been a case of pics or ban this is it

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[Subfallen]

I thought she wasn't as flexible as she really should have been to play a stripper. Given her salary and all. I mean.

[apefish]

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seriously, if there has ever been a case of pics or free taco bell for everyone or ban this is it

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fwiw my high school girlfriend looked almost exactly like natalie portman's neighbor.

[whoisthedrizzle]

Were her boobs like bags of sand?

[Abones]

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Were her boobs like bags of sand?

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nice

[apefish]

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Were her boobs like bags of sand?

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I just macramed a pair of jean shorts for everyone in this thread.

[slaytanic]

edited/deleted, said [censored] lol

[bmwguy525]

I did indeed get drunk, and she [censored] me over tonight, so here are the only shots I could salvage. Her body is like Portman's from "Closer", atrust me




And if you guys wanna hate, then hate on me, but [censored] you

[WiredSevens]

You know how I know you're gay?

You post pics of your girlfriend who supposedly has a body like Natalie Portman BUT HER BODY IS NOT SHOWN.

[SeriAce]

u shot these photos tonight?
so she changed her dress inbeetween?