BRAG: Done With Poker

bmwguy525 · #1 07-24-2007, 01:51 AM

Tonight, after losing to runner runner and rivered tripped middle pair to my overpair multiple times in multiple games, I've decided to call it quits on poker. I'm actually up lifetime in blackjack by a few grand, and I only play $15, so from now on all the money I was pumping into the poker world is now going to $25+ blackjack tables.

I'm ready to get comped, treated, and dined by the casinos for my blackjack play. I'm tired of losing to statistical improbabilities in poker, cuz at least in blackjack I know I SHOULD be losing 51% of the time.

Sorry to all those who will no longer profit from my poker play, although my donations to the online world were very small. But I just recently crossed over the line of being a lifetime loser at poker over 3 years, and I'm tired of the game.

Blackjack, here I come.

WHO'S WITH ME??!

keikiwai · #2 07-24-2007, 01:55 AM

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in before BEE-EMM-DOUBLE-YOU-GAI-FIVE-TWO-FIVE

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Lurker. · #3 07-24-2007, 01:56 AM

not me. i need to eat.

bmwguy525 · #4 07-24-2007, 01:57 AM

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

Lurker. · #5 07-24-2007, 01:59 AM

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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this job thing you speak of...does it involve waking up in the mornings?

bmwguy525 · #6 07-24-2007, 02:01 AM

sometimes, but not when i'm hungover

but it asslo includes free luinch and rounds of beers at lunch every dy paid for by the boss

T-God · #7 07-24-2007, 02:04 AM

Hi bmwguy

bmwguy525 · #8 07-24-2007, 02:05 AM

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Hi bmwguy

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hey man,, i'm over this shtt

what's up

Lurker. · #9 07-24-2007, 02:06 AM

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sometimes, but not when i'm hungover

but it asslo includes free luinch and rounds of beers at lunch every dy paid for by the boss

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i havent eaten lunch in over a month. that's assuming lunch is before 4 p.m.

bmwguy525 · #10 07-24-2007, 02:07 AM

lunch/breakfast for me is at noon every dy, and I don't eat until then every morning expect for five cups of coffee and browsing bbv4l yessssss