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Old 11-07-2007, 10:57 PM
OneTimeAce OneTimeAce is offline
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Default Brag........ OH WAIT

Ok I almost forgot.

Brag: last saturday, Friends 26th B-day, and another friends 25 B-day. Calls for 1 biggggg partayy.

Brag: Got wasted, but had the best time ever, and blew some steam at the casino.

Beat: Got sick the next morning, and still sick.

Beat/Variance: I didnt only blow steam at casino I blew steam after I [censored] a fat chick. Now its like the town joke. And probably why I am sick.

My Friend: Hey you hear about Nick?
Rando: No.
My Friend: He had sex with Melissa.
Rando: Oh no way, the hot one right?
My Friend: Actually the one whos 200 pounds, and has a face that looks like a dog [censored] on it.
Rando: *Throws Up*.





Sorry no Pics, camera didnt have the Super Zoom Out option.


Thats my story, I am hiding in a hole now.
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:58 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: Brag........ OH WAIT

have u ever seen so many boobs at once?
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Old 11-07-2007, 10:59 PM
OneTimeAce OneTimeAce is offline
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Default Re: Brag........ OH WAIT

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have u ever seen so many boobs at once?

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Just never seen so many chins jiggle on a single human.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: Brag........ OH WAIT

nh...
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:03 PM
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pussy is pussy. ain't no shame in your game bro.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:14 AM
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Default Re: Brag........ OH WAIT

Just give it a slap and riiiiide the waves.
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:17 AM
xjimraketex xjimraketex is offline
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Default Re: Brag........ OH WAIT

subconsciously u wanted it!
alcohol wont make u things u really dont want to do!

u are a sick human being!
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:20 AM
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Default Re: Brag........ OH WAIT

i read stories like this quite often on 2p2, and I always look at the reg date of the OP. it's always like 3 days, or 7 days... i imagine it's some dude who is seeking laughs or approval from everyone.

just weird, you register and can't wait to post this? what an embarassment. good luck with the hiv
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Old 11-08-2007, 12:23 AM
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i hope you don't catch obesity from her
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Old 11-08-2007, 01:29 AM
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AIDZ
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