The Case Of The Pissed In Clothes Basket

IggyWH · #1 06-27-2007, 12:54 AM

Police Blotter:

At 6:45PM today, Mr. Iggy went to his clothes hamper in his closet to get a pair of socks, where clean socks are kept. Mr. Iggy noticed his socks were wet and proceded to look around for the source of the moisture. After not finding a source, a sock was smelled and was concluded the moisture was that of urine.

The scene of the crime:

Shot of closet with basket in view :

Better view of basket in closet :

The Suspects:

~ Mr. Joe, the roommate

~ Ms. Michelle, the friend

~ Mr. Iggy, the clothes basket owner

The Facts:

* Clothes basket was not touched since Saturday afternoon

* Saturday night, the three suspects went out for drinks

* Mr. Joe had three beers and drove

* Ms. Michelle was drunk and passing out

* Mr. Iggy was drunk, but could still function

* Upon arrival, Ms. Michelle had to be carried into Mr. Joe and Mr. Iggy's condo. Mr. Iggy tried helping Mr. Joe carry Ms. Michelle, but Mr. Iggy was too drunk to be of any service and Mr. Joe had to carry Ms. Michelle by herself

* Upon getting Ms. Michelle into the condo, Ms. Michelle was placed in Mr. Iggy's bed, where she threw up and was out cold

* Mr. Iggy tried sleeping on the floor of his bedroom to watch over Ms. Michelle. Once Mr. Iggy laid on the floor, he reported getting the spins. Mr. Iggy eventually threw up in the bathroom and then fell asleep on the couch

* Mr. Joe's whereabouts are not really known but was seen in Mr. Iggy's room for some time

* Ms. Michelle woke up at 11AM the next morning not remembering a thing

firstyearclay · #2 06-27-2007, 12:56 AM

Iggy, u are awesome, but u need to get out more.

fyc

mbillie1 · #3 06-27-2007, 01:01 AM

lol this post is A+ ... but my suspicion is that you are the culprit. Or else your roommate is a sadistic [censored].

Borodog · #4 06-27-2007, 01:07 AM

Do you have a cat?

IggyWH · #5 06-27-2007, 01:11 AM

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Do you have a cat?

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No sign of animals were present on scene.

firstyearclay · #6 06-27-2007, 01:14 AM

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Do you have a cat?

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No sign of animals were present on scene.

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lol.....real detective work???

fyc

Disturbance · #7 06-27-2007, 01:16 AM

You did it and you need to burn that ****

neuroman · #8 06-27-2007, 01:18 AM

I do not need to read the rest of your post after seeing Mr. Joe's picture. It was him. I am feeling pretty strong on this one.

NT! · #9 06-27-2007, 01:18 AM

level of splatter / collateral damage seems like a key factor here, sherlock

onthebutton · #10 06-27-2007, 01:18 AM

This is an awesome OP.

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