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Old 08-12-2006, 05:13 PM
MikeyPatriot MikeyPatriot is offline
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Default Pizza ordering beat

I was hungry around 2:30 today and decided to order some 'za. A couple of the local pizza places allow you to order online through the website campusfood.com. I place an order, get the confirmation, and await my food. Fourty-five minutes later, I get a call from campusfood.com. The place I ordered from doesn't open until 4, and would I like to cancel my order? Having worked in a pizza place and also not being in a hurry to eat, I tell them that that's OK and I'll just wait for my food.

Fast forward to 5 o' clock and I still haven't gotten any food. I call the pizza place and explain my situation. Manger/owner tells me he had 3 fax orders from campusfood when he came in, but all had been cancelled. He apologizes and asks if I want to order now. Since I know it isn't his fault and I'm still hungry, I place another order with no fuss.

[censored] I'm hungry.
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:15 PM
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Default Re: Pizza ordering beat

IWSCKM
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:17 PM
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so glad you posted this in bbv.
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:18 PM
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who the hell abbreviates pizza to just 'za?
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:19 PM
MikeyPatriot MikeyPatriot is offline
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Default Re: Pizza ordering beat

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who the hell abbreviates pizza to just 'za?

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You've never seen Surf Ninjas, have you?
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:20 PM
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sick za beat
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:31 PM
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Check opening times preflop.
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:40 PM
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I hope there is variance because you were nice to people.
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:42 PM
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uh
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Old 08-12-2006, 05:55 PM
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Default Re: Pizza ordering beat

Not to hijack, but how often do I get a chance to post a pizza bad beat?
When I was in high school (mid '80's), a few morans from the football team decide it'd be a hoot to jack the Domino's guy. So they order a pizza to their neighbor's house, who's on vacation. When the delivery guy gets to the dark front porch, they jump him, grab his roll (and the pizza) and run. Domino's guy goes back to the store, and discovers these brain surgeons had given him their actual phone number with the order. He does reverse-lookup on the # and calls cops. When the cops ring the bell, this rocket scientist in a letterman's jacket answers the door with a slice of pizza IN HIS HAND and the cash spread out on the coffee table behind him. Pizzawned.
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